FROM: National Association of Boyfriends (NABs)
TO: National Association of Girlfriends (NAGs)
CC: Federal Ministry of Women Affairs
BCC: Senate Commitee on Conflict Resolution


NOTICE OF COMMENCEMENT OF STRIKE
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This is to bring to the notice of the public our concerns and conclusion on this Xmas period hereby embarking on a strike till further notice.

Reasons for recent strike:
How can a girl send you
• Boxers & expect a BB?
• A tie & expect Brazilian hair?
• Singlet & expect iPad 2?
• Cufflinks & expect BB Porsche of 450k?
• Or nothing at all & expect an expensive dinner at
Chicken Republic?

Yet we preach gender equality.

To worsen matters, MMM decided that it wants to start living in a janded way and as it did not find snow, it entered freezer.

Well, the National Association of Boyfriends (NABs) has concluded it should be trade by barter this Xmas.

The following exchange are due to take place:
• Singlet should be exchanged with a Bra.
• If she gives you roll-on, buy her "Miss Paris".
• She gives you cufflinks, give her rubber band to tie her natural hair.
• If she shows up at your door empty handed, put NTA or AIT for her to watch. Don't let her watch
your subscribed cable (no free thing).
• If she asks for an expensive dinner, take her to an expensive night vigil. MFM or CAC to be precise.
• She gives you a flower, you give her igneous rock from Olumo or Zuma, not Aso (all na nature).

The above is currently our exchange rate for the Xmas.

From now till further notice, we hereby commence our strike.



Signed,
National Association of Boyfriends (NABs)







cc Seun, Lalasticlala

Lol,for this recession

Some guys r funny