dollarprincess:
SOme #stupid questions people do ask
buh wen deh ask am,,give dem #stupid answers
(1)you wake up from,,sleep,,come greet ur mama,,''good morninq mah'' she come ask,''my pikin u don wake,,no oo ah deh do sleep talkin

she might be asking u cause ur mate don wake up since na 11:58 am u come dey wake

(2) persin go see identical twins,,em go ask''nah twins be dat??..no bro nah photomix

some siblings look alike


(3)u see say nepa don brinq light,''u come ask''oo boy nah light be dat??,,no o nah sun fall frm sky

the person might b asking cause the light might just be gen set

(4) you see say person deh vomit,,u go ask am''bros u no well?,,no him well,,em juhz won see de food wey he hop yesterday

it could b food poison, mind u food poison doesnt mean the person was poison, it just a reaction to something new, so yes he might be well and reacting.

(5) you juhz wake up frm sleep,,persin cum ask u,,guy u don wake??,,tel am,,no oohhh i cum buy bread wey i go chop fr dream

same reply to question 1

(6) you go tell person''guy i deh hungry,,maje ah go chop,,em go stil ask u,,,nah for restauran??,,ans am,,no oooh nah for mortuary

i no even understand that question, wetin b maje ah go chop?

(7) ah tell her say i deh go bank,,she cum ask,,wetin deh happen dere??,,ah ans,,dem deh do new yam festival oo

not every one who goes to the bank, go there to only wildraw or deposit, bvn matter still dey and yeah sometimes they give food away in banks(promo)


(she see park my carry cim open gate make i drive off,,she come deh ask me,,bros u won comot??,,not at all,,nah me be deh new gateman laa

seriously no idea what wrote here

(9) i deh watch film,,,my bae enter cum ask me,,''boo nah film u deh watch??i ans nooo,i deh mad,,i juhz deh look my future

this one is just lame, u could be watching a trailer

(10) u see say nah indomie ah deh chop,,u stil ask me,''guy nah indomie u deh chop so??,,nohhhh,nah fried rubber band

there are some maccaroni that look like indomie

(11) u see me carry bible deh go church,,,u come ask me,''guy nah church u deh go so??,,nooooh ah won go see father christmass

u could just as well be going to cell meeting or going to the next street to tell people the end is near

(12) u see me washin mah cloths,,,u stil askd,,chai guy u deh wash??,nooooh ah deh do press up

shuuu do people lay flat on the ground and wash.

now #kukuma answer dis my little question,
nah Nairaland u deh so?
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