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Changes by Kunbee: 3:51am On Nov 18, 2009
HOW MEN CHANGE

The Love Word:
After 6 weeks: I looo-ve you, I love you, I love you!
After 6 months: Of course, I love you.
After 6 years: GOD, if I didn't love you, then why did I marry you?

Back from Work:
After 6 weeks: Honey, I'm home!
After 6 months: I'm BACK!!
After 6 years: Have you cooked yet?

Phone Ringing:
After 6 weeks: Baby, somebody wants you on the phone.
After 6 months: Here, it's for you.
After 6 years: ANSWER THE PHONE DAM*T!!

Cooking:
After 6 weeks: I never knew food could taste so good!
After 6 months: What are we having for dinner tonight?
After 6 years: EBA AGAIN??

New Dress:

After 6 weeks: Wow, you look like an angel in that dress.
After 6 months: You bought a new dress again?
After 6 years: How much did THAT cost me?

TV:
After 6 weeks: Baby, what would you like us to watch tonight?
After 6 months: I like this movie.
After 6 years: I'm going to watch MAN U play, if you're not in the
mood, go to bed, I can stay up by myself!

Making LOVE:
After 6 weeks: Baby, I want you tonight?
After 6 months: Let’s make another baby, my mother just called!!!
After 6 years: Please MOVE over to your side, I'm suffocating here!!!!

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Re: Changes by 2Direct(m): 9:04am On Nov 18, 2009
Kumbee, THIS JOKE IS AS STALE AS YOUR ENTIRE WHOLE BEING, DONT BOTHER TO TRY NOMORE.
Re: Changes by Dunddy(m): 9:18am On Nov 18, 2009
its aiit tongue
Re: Changes by lawisong(m): 11:13am On Nov 18, 2009
What! shocked shocked She's got joke!!! Oh my God, its so good to know you have a sense of humor kunbee. I thought you are only gifted in getting yourself angry and picking up quarrel with the guys. I'm glad to know u have a soft side too. I like the joke, i sent it to a couple of friends and they liked it too. Keep the jokes pumping gurl. cool
Re: Changes by krack(m): 12:53pm On Nov 18, 2009
Dat was nice girl. More greese 2 ur ,
Re: Changes by Nobody: 1:49pm On Nov 18, 2009
hmmmmmm, changes, lool
Re: Changes by jarhead: 2:02pm On Nov 18, 2009
lol nice one cheesy
Re: Changes by 2Direct(m): 4:04pm On Nov 18, 2009
Copy and paste joke
Re: Changes by Abbeycity4(f): 4:13pm On Nov 18, 2009
c ya head grin

@joke plus poster
i lyk dis wink
Re: Changes by Ben13: 4:27pm On Nov 18, 2009
because it's kunbee; let me contribute grin grin grin sad
Re: Changes by 2Direct(m): 4:57pm On Nov 18, 2009
U wey fit lick any woman yansh
Re: Changes by Dunddy(m): 5:02pm On Nov 18, 2009
haba!
Re: Changes by 2Direct(m): 5:06pm On Nov 18, 2009
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Re: Changes by Kunbee: 10:05pm On Nov 18, 2009
2Direct:

Kumbee,  THIS JOKE IS AS STALE AS YOUR ENTIRE WHOLE BEING,  DONT BOTHER TO TRY NOMORE.

Ode buruku its Kunbee
Dunddy:

its aiit tongue

I know tongue
lawisong:

What!  shocked shocked She's got joke!!! Oh my God, its so good to know you have a sense of humor kunbee. I thought you are only gifted in getting yourself angry and picking up quarrel with the guys. I'm glad to know u have a soft side too. I like the joke, i sent it to a couple of friends and they liked it too. Keep the jokes pumping gurl. cool

Thank you but errrrrrrrrrrrr i always had a sense of humor and i dont fight mr-my galfriend-is-finer-than-you
2Direct:

Copy and paste joke

So undecided undecided
Ben-10:

because it's kunbee; let me contribute  grin grin grin sad

Thank you and i see you on fb oo grin grin grin
Re: Changes by 2Direct(m): 10:13pm On Nov 18, 2009
See who's talking sef. As if she soji
Re: Changes by clemcykul(f): 10:08am On Nov 19, 2009
nice stuff poster
more grease to ur bla bla bla
Re: Changes by Jeovy(m): 1:21pm On Nov 19, 2009
yeah, nice insight
Re: Changes by clemcykul(f): 4:29pm On Nov 19, 2009
tnks jeovy, one expired chin chin for u
Re: Changes by Kunbee: 10:31pm On Nov 19, 2009
Thanks
Re: Changes by 2Direct(m): 10:35pm On Nov 19, 2009
*smiles*
Re: Changes by Kunbee: 1:02am On Nov 20, 2009
* French kisses him*
Re: Changes by Abbeycity4(f): 9:41am On Nov 20, 2009
^^hide & watch dem as dey kiss^^ cool tongue
Re: Changes by lightwalk(m): 10:10am On Nov 20, 2009
Your witty measures always strike me. You are largely undecided and usually opinionless. Now I see cheesy
Nize work though wink
Re: Changes by krack(m): 10:14am On Nov 20, 2009
WAIT A MINUTE! Im in d dark here. Who da hell just french k.K.Kissed! Nd y im i not getin a piece of d action.
Re: Changes by 2Direct(m): 12:10pm On Nov 21, 2009
Kunbee:

* French kisses him*

i know this is the opportunity you've been waiting for spoilt child cheesy
Re: Changes by clemcykul(f): 11:20am On Nov 23, 2009
c'mmon kiss her back hotly and stop pretending


*sets mouth and waits eagerly for my own french kiss***
Re: Changes by 2Direct(m): 10:16pm On Nov 23, 2009
*smiles*
Re: Changes by clemcykul(f): 11:31am On Nov 24, 2009
what are u smiling at


*checks to see if zipper is open*
Re: Changes by surveyProf(m): 5:35pm On Nov 24, 2009
@Kunbee~gud one, keep it up!
Re: Changes by krama(m): 3:23am On Nov 25, 2009
Cool grin grin grin
Re: Changes by Kunbee: 10:43pm On Nov 25, 2009
Abbey_city:

^^hide & watch dem as dey kiss^^ cool tongue

Wetin angry angry angry angry

lightwalk:

Your witty measures always strike me. You are largely undecided and usually opinionless. Now I see cheesy
Nize work though wink

Watevs cool

surveyProf:

@Kunbee~gud one, keep it up!

Thanks

krack:

WAIT A MINUTE! Im in d dark here. Who da hell just french k.K.Kissed! Nd y im i not getin a piece of d action.

Come tomorrow for your own
Re: Changes by lightwalk(m): 7:02am On Nov 26, 2009
;d ;d ;d

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