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The Weird West (fantasy) by 1mmanuel(m): 5:29pm On Jan 03, 2017
This is my first. Please enjoy...
Synopsis:
Ronald a troubled youth embarks on a journey with a mystereous salesman to heaven...
"Why the world full of evil? Why is there murder, poverty, sickness, sorrow, hunger... war?" I asked. He laughed and said "there is a spiral tower where the the brightest star sits, it is so mighty that no one has seen it's head because that tower is in heaven. Those who find it shall climb to heaven."

Volume 1: Waking Up
This is Pueblo county, New Mexico, an agricultural village located in one of the native american territories.
In Pueblo corn cereals are grown for commercial and subsistence purposes. Here people boasted of the best corns in the south reasons being that the practice had been going on for generations since the civil war. There were no natural resources in Pueblo but every household had a cornfield, there were few ills like shoplifting but everyone was safe and so were the native Indians who lived here.
My name is Ronald Hills, I live in Pueblo with my family which consists of my Mom, Dad and brother Gabriel, I'm eighteen but I'm in fifth grade in highschool. My parents say they adopted me and I had dyslexia, my dad was furious because he always had to spend money on my special condition while my junior brother Gabe who was sixteen had already applied for a scholarship into university. Anytime my Dad wanted to lash at me he would compare Gabe and I "Ron look at Gabriel he's younger than you yet he's a champ at school. While you bring only to me C's and D's as if I were a disk- jockey!" He was right Gabe was smarter than me , he was also handsome like dad and had a blonde hair like mom while being an adopted child I had a rough brown hair, a freckled face and very large feet's which no shoe could fit.
As a child I started talking at the age of six and I could only read and write well at the age of eleven, learning was difficult for me because I was dyslexic. My dad spent his hard money to pay for private tutors. Due to my awkward nature and strange appearance I made no friend talk less a girlfriend instead I was picked on and nicknamed Bigfoot, even my parents resented me. Gabriel made our parents proud he was an all rounder student, a bright student, good sportsman, popular with girls, cool and handsome- girls pretty and ugly blushed anytime they saw his abs, he was tall and had muscles. Just recently he had been qualified for a scholarship from the Yale university sport team The Bulldogs who were impressed with his academic success and talent in basketball. Dad was so proud of Gabe that he wanted him to study medicine.
Today was going to be the basketball match between Pueblo highschool and Wilson highschool, Gabe was captain of our basketball team and our parent were coming to watch I could imagine my brother on his jersey being pecked on the cheek by Roxanne his pretty girlfriend. I wished him luck that was if I had any. Since I wasn't good at sport I didn't bother to come.
I worked at a mini candy shop during my spare time, it was Saturday evening 9.00pm while sitting at the candy booth I saw a black moon appear... I knew something wasn't right.
Re: The Weird West (fantasy) by 1mmanuel(m): 11:50pm On Jan 04, 2017
It was a Saturday evening while the basketball game was still going. I stayed at the candy booth, actually it was owned by Mr Emilio a native American , he was kind enough to give me a job. Due to the absence of customers I busied myself by reading an X-men comic book. Comic books were the only thing that drove me far from the world. Looking at the sky I saw no stars suddenly I saw a black crescent moon. My attention was disturbed by a loud sneeze, I turned around and dropped my comic.
On the bench where customers sat to eat their candy and ice cream a fat man in his mid-thirties dressed in an Hawaiian tee-shirt sat alone reading a newspaper, he smoked a large cigar which boldly inscribed the word BOSS... a closer look, though he was with a newspaper but he wasn't reading it- it was used to hide the porn magazine he was reading. The man knew I had seen the dirty magazine and he commented without looking "well these days you can't find girls, the streets of America is crawling with feminists"
"sure thing, really painful" i replied
He looked at me and said "Ol get me a scotch will ya" he had a strong Irish accent.
I shook my head "sorry sir we don't sell scotch but we have the sweetest candies and ice creams of any flavour"
He laughed "the warm love of gin and whiskey can melt the chilled heart of ice cream" Chilled heart of ice cream... he must have gotten fat from drinking.
"You must be new in town" i started. The man took a long drag from his cigar and puffed out the letter Y,E,S he stood up and fished out a business card which read BUCKS AND BERRY LTD. I stared at the card trying to remember what LTD meant. He removed his cigar and spoke
"I'm Mr Bucks, a salesman by doing" he extended his arm for a shake and returned it saying "I'm Roland Hills... welcome to Pueblo" I believed he had come to town to sell his goods because of the coming harvest festival.
Mr Bucks got down to business "Oi Ronny boy I have a merchandise that will change your life" All salesmen told lies, he brought out a briefcase and unlocked it
"you're lucky to be the first buyer lad. So I'll give ya a discount" Mr Bucks opened the briefcase a brought out a pair of glasses, it was ridiculous. The frames of the glasses were of different shapes; the right frame was rectangular and yellow while the left frame was round and pink, by the side I saw a tiny propeller.
"what's this?'" I asked disappointed
"Oi they aren't party things lad I call them Feelgoods. Try it on and I'll show you that it's not only nerds that wear glasses"
Due to the man's persistence I reluctantly wore the stupid glasses but I decided I was not going to buy it.
As I wore it the propeller began to spin and suddenly I saw Roxanne kissing me, then I found myself in a basketball court in a cool jersey and everyone cheering me on including my parents- suddenly I was at a graduation ceremony at Harvard university where I was given an award for best graduating student, everyone gave me standing ovation, I and Roxanne kissed passionately and I was back to the real world.
"crazy!" I exclaimed.
I removed the glasses and looked at it "this is magic!" Mr Bucks laughed "the magic comes from within you,Feelgoods have a special ability to make one see his dreams as if they are real"
"how's that possible" I asked
"The Feelgoods can only be activated when one is sad or depressed" Was I really sad ? I wondered, Mr Bucks continued "the world is full of sad people, if they can see how real their dreams can be they'll be motivated"
I opened my wallet "how much"
"just thirty dollars" he smiled and I gave him his change.
"are they made in America?" I asked
"must all damn good thing be made in America?"
The black crescent moon stared at us from the night developing into what would be later called Chaos.
Re: The Weird West (fantasy) by emarkson(m): 12:10pm On Jan 05, 2017
Nice one Hope abandon this beautiful story tho grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: The Weird West (fantasy) by 1mmanuel(m): 6:18pm On Jan 05, 2017
Two weeks later, I hadn't seen Mr Bucks . The basketball match ended in a draw and Gabe was still the hero. The town was preparing for the annual harvest festival which was in August,cornfields will bring out fruits of labour that many months, it was an old tradition since the 18th century when the founders of Pueblo made a truce with the Sawak Indian tribe. The new generation of inhabitants saw the festival as time of partying and free sex. Some native Indians like Mr Emilio disapproved of the festival because they believed it angered a deity known as the Thunder Stallion. I once heard of Mr Emilio talk of an ancient prophecy:
"The moon shall vanish and deep black pit shall open in the sky from whence the Thunder Stallion shall ride and gallop upon his enemies with wrath".
Today I got a D+ in History Studies. I hated history. I didn't feel good so I decided to try on the Feelgood . It was sport time and my class went to the school gym, since my feet were large I never wore shoes so I went barefooted in my gym clothes.
I sat alone peering at the Feelgood, no computer could record the speed at which a basketball flew to my face knocking me square. "ow" I groaned slowly and stood up while seeing stars
"Oh my gosh Bigfoot, I hope the wildlife control doesn't arrest me. He's a national asset" everyone laughed at the joke.I knew it was Danny Coleman, he was my longtime bully he picked on me since elementary school for his own amusement. He walked to me and picked up the Feelgood fingering it
"I bet this must be souvenir from a circus you performed at" everyone laughed again, I swear I wanted to punch him but I remembered Mr Emilio's words "Anger is a wind that blows of the candle of the mind". Besides there was no way I could beat him I was short and skinny while Danny like Gabe was an alpha male: Handsome, athletic, cool, well built, sleek dark hair, charming blue eyes, and a smile that could blow girls away.
He wore the glasses, I was afraid the Feelgood was going to activate but Danny pretended to be Cyclops shooting heat vision from his eyes then he removed it " man this is priceless junk" he smiled
I summed up courage and demanded "give me back!" I didn't want to tell anyone that it was a magic glasses.
"Give him back Dan, if Bigfoot flattens you with his feet you'll become history" his friend Bill warned mockingly. Danny extended his arm to give me back the glasses as I reached out mine his threw it to Bill who caught it , I ran to get from him and he threw back to Danny who repeated it again as I ran towards him. This mean exercise continued between three of us and everyone laughed at me. Suddenly the gym teacher Mrs Kayse stormed in furiously
"what's going on? I'm gone for 10 minutes and everyone's behaving like drunk cowboys"
Danny dropped the glasses and stepped on it with his snickers mistakingly. The Feelgood shattered.
"Oopsie" was all he could say and he left. I bent down alone and picked up the pieces of Feelgood left.
Re: The Weird West (fantasy) by 1mmanuel(m): 11:54am On Jan 07, 2017
Later that week, I passed by South street I heard a voice in a strong Irish accent call
"Oi Ronny lad, over here!"
I looked around, it was Mr Bucks the fat salesman this time he was alone. A beautiful black tropical bird sat on his shoulder, it had a very large rainbow beak. Mr Bucks was at an outdoor restaurant devouring a plate of roast pork and a whiskey.
"Hi there Mr Bucks" I greeted
"Meet Berry" he turned to the bird
"say hello to Ronald, my first customer"
Berry stared at me and chirped "double or nothing". We both laughed.
" Oi she's no parrot " he beckoned me closer and whispered
"she's a phoenix" I didn't understand.

"So how's studies" he shoved a chunk of pork into his mouth and flushed it with a whiskey.
"cool" I lied
he continued "The Feelgood's doing ya well?" he asked.
I scratched my head and confessed
"It was... sorry... but it was broken by a jerk at school"
Mr Bucks continued chewing and said
"Kids these days. Ya know what? Come and see me on the festival day and I'll give ya a replacement"

"For free?" my eyes widened
"Double or nothing" chirped Berry again and we laughed. As I was about to leave he called and whispered to me sounding serious,
"Not suppose to tell ya, but I've not been the only stranger in town lately. If ya see a man in a golden mask... flee!"
Re: The Weird West (fantasy) by 1mmanuel(m): 1:37am On Jan 10, 2017
They say people we meet can change our live for good or forever.
It was 10.pm Wednesday night at the Coleman's residence, which was made up of Danny and his big brother Doyle. Danny was up in his room which was a typical boy's room messy with clothes flying around,a large stereo, a poster of Floyd Maywheater and another of Nicki Minaj on the wall. There were video game disks on the floor scattered around. He sat on his couch comfortably playing a video game called Grand Theft Auto (GTA) while sipping a soda ... he was living his own American dream.
Nature called and he answered. He came out of the toilet only to see a strange fellow lying on his bed and flipping through his Playboy magazine.
"Who the hell are you? leave my stuff and get outta here before I call the cops!" .
The fellow stood up, he was a man dressed in a expensive white suit, his face was hidden with a golden facemask which was adorned with a pair of long golden horns on the forehead and tiny rubies. He walked to the terrified Danny who wielded a baseball bat for defense, the man touched it and it turned into sand.
"Relax" the man said
Danny who was overrun with fear pleaded. "look man, I'm just an highschool student. I ain't got cash on me... my big bro is even broke. You can take my stereo and..."

"relax Daniel I don't harm my clients neither do I rob them"
Danny felt a little easy.
"If you ain't bad remove your mask" he requested
The man rubbed his fingers and dollar notes began to rain from his hands. Danny did not hesitate, he began to stuff them into his pocket
"I can see that you are enjoying my little miracle session. Convinced ?" the man said.
Danny stared at the man and replied
"so what should I call you mister?"
To Danny's surprise the masked man laughed and gave a mock bow.
"Silly me!, I almost forgot my manners. I have many names, some were given to me by those who know me and those who don't know me. People call me the Serpent, The Tempter, Loki, Mephistopheles, Mammon, Hades, Old Nick, Kali, The Dragon, Baal..."
"Satan?" added Danny
"Sshh, no one calls me that again!" he whispered and continued
"But those i do business with call me The Manager. That includes you Daniel.
" And why do they call you that? said Danny who was beginning to sound uninterested.
The Manager touched his golden mask and explained
"I am today, tomorrow and the future. I am the god of the 21st century, I make a move and the world dances to it."
A very large book appeared on his palm. It was black with white checkers like a chess board, no title was on it
"You are one lucky person, for I am about to change your life with The Book of Black and White"
Re: The Weird West (fantasy) by Nobody: 2:24pm On Jan 15, 2017
Nice one
Re: The Weird West (fantasy) by Blokifen(f): 8:38pm On Jan 15, 2017
I dont think my comment can help but just want to tell you dont stop doing what makes you happy,everything great starts small
Re: The Weird West (fantasy) by 1mmanuel(m): 8:49am On Jan 16, 2017
Blokifen:
I dont think my comment can help but just want to tell you dont stop doing what makes you happy,everything great starts small
Thanks
Re: The Weird West (fantasy) by 1mmanuel(m): 12:21am On Jan 24, 2017
"That's bullshit" said Danny
"Don't judge the power of a book by it's name" corrected The Manager
Danny scoffed and continued "Does it make one invincible like the Terminator?"
He touched the forehead of his mask "More than that. It wields the most powerful magic ever... reality warping."
"How does that work?" Danny asked opening a can of soda.
"The book of Black and White records every history of a person's life till this second" The Managed explained "But that's the boring part. What if one could change history with this?"
"I dunno" replied Danny
He placed the mighty book on the table and opened it's pages revealing every detail of Danny's life, his family, all the girls he had deflowered and ditched, all his actions till this evening was summarised in the book. He kept reading with his mouth open in awe
"Dude are you from the CIA?" he asked
The Manager shook his head and laughed "The human race will tremble in fear if it were in their hands. As far as one lives it will continue to update. But you can rewrite your reality with a stroke of pen"
"Show me"
The manager brought out a pen from his breast pocket and explained, "If one changes anything written here, the person's life changes according to what is written"/)
Danny dropped his canned soda " So can you rewrite my story, I wanna be born into a billionaire family and become a superstar"
"That what I've come for and your life shall be changed according to your wishes. You shall have popularity and pleasure"
The Manager erased the write-ups of Danny Coleman's from the book and began to rewrite his history. In a very short time he was finished, he presented the book to Danny "For a person's history to be changed he must agree to those changes by signing here" he pointed to a signature column at the end.
The foolish boy without reading the changes in his life grabbed the pen and signed. Though he was was wearing a mask it was evident that the manager was smiling
"So when I'm I gonna be living my new life?"
"Very soon Miss Coleman" The manager vanished


Danny felt the call of nature and he answered. In the toilet he felt a strange sensation in his body, as he opened his shorts... to his horror his penis had become a vagina. He wanted to scream but his voice was soft and thin like a girls', Danny's looked at the bathroom mirror he had grown seven inches shorter and his muscles vanished. In horror he checked his hands they were now feminine and perfectly manicured with long pink nails. Suddenly his chest began to grow into a pair of large soft breast, it was evident that he transforming into a girl.
Danny would have screamed but he was still scared of his new voice, he saw his face transform into a pretty girls' face and his hair becoming bleached blonde and growing past his shoulder. His hips widened to a great extent and his ass began to take shape, his body hairs vanished and he had completely become a young lady.
His transformation was not finished. His face became made-up with a thin lipstick but his face was still pretty, his clothe which was a singlet and a short became a pink top and a miniskirt. Soon his mind began to change to fit his new body.
Mr and Mrs Coleman gave birth to a girl named Diana Coleman she was sixteen and in highschool. Diana's memories as a boy once known as Danny began to fade away bringing in new memories of her new life as a girl to replace it.
She smiled at herself she was beautiful and sexy and she knew it, Diana adjusted her bra which held her DD cup breast and she said "OMG I'm so like hot" she giggled.
Her room had also experienced the same changes, it was now neat and painted pink like a typical girl's room with a poster of Justin Beiber on the wall, Diana skipped to her love heart printed bed and dozed off to sleep.


The Manager far away sitting on a billboard read the content of his handiwork from the book of black and white. He saw the black moon which was now half and said
"My friend is finally waking up".
Re: The Weird West (fantasy) by 1mmanuel(m): 7:14am On Jan 25, 2017
When reality is changed everything that had been affected in the former life is also changed. Our friend Ronald Hills in this new changes never got his Feelgood destroyed by a bully called Danny Coleman who is presently reborn as a girl called Diana. Let me leave the story for our friend to continue...
As usual the alarm buzzed at 6.30AM and I woke up by 7.00AM, I got ready for school, took breakfast and I was off. I walked to school since no was willing to share a seat with me in the school bus.
I was used to this routine so I got to school 30 minutes late after walking three miles. Today we had biology as the first lesson, it was taught by Mr Theodore Grant the bone faced teacher who was rumored to be an immigrant from France. I always a victim of his class, he never taught but only boast of how good he was as a student during his youth. When it is twenty minutes to the end of his class he begins to scribble theories on the board and he gives a voluminous topic for us to read till next class. He was also unpredictable, he gave tests regularly (which he took seriously) and you could trust me I wasn't going to pass.
Today was one of Mr Theodore's surprise test, it was on evolution of species which was not an easy topic for highschool biology but I was ready. Like a dog I had a powerful and keen sense of smell beyond human level, I could smell the perfume Roxanne was using from afar. I had agreed to participate in a malpractice scheme, which included the queen bee of the class Diana Coleman since Mr Theodore always stank of chemical used for preserving dead animals I could trace his movement with my nose.
At the end the malpractice was foiled because the teacher and planted a surveillance camera in the class and we were caught. As punishment I ,Diana and another girl called Prissy were put on detention.

It was break time Mr Theodore sneaked into the school basement where he had constructed a tiny laboratory under the nose of the school management. The dark lit lab was full of scientific objects, jars containing chemicals and chemically preserved dead rodents and a large blackboard where he had derived different theories made by Darwin and others, there where charts of DNA structures. He lit a reading lamp and checked how his test subject was doing.
A jar held a strange lifeform it resembled a long brown centipede with eight eyes on it's back, It crawled and slithered for freedom. According to the man who sold it Theodore it was called an Hellworm, for two years he had run several test on this creature. He believed it was not of normal origin, apart from his student Ronald Hills this was the second specie that had defied the law of biology. Yet Ronald and his creature spurred his curiosity to know more about the unknown. His stopwatch ticked. It was time for lunch
School was over and Edgar the janitor whistled while working in the basement till he noticed the secret lab that biology teacher had bribed him to keep a secret. Out of curiosity the janitor had always wondered what was going in there, he dropped his mop stick and went into the lab not letting the opportunity to pass by. He saw a lot of bottles filled with weird chemicals then suddenly he noticed a lone jar with the Hellworm in it
Without caution he opened the jar and the creature crawled out quickly and went into his nose. With great effort the janitor tried snuff the creature out of his nose but soon his body began to grow numb then paralyzed and he fell. He began to feel crawling movement in his head, the hellworm pierced into his brain and the janitor screamed in pain as blood began to flow from his nose and eyes then he died.
In five minutes the dead man woke up, his iris were now red and his face looked emotionless like that of a zombie. The man's head rotated in 360 degree... the Hellworm possessed janitor began to sniff around his new world.
...to be continued...
Re: The Weird West (fantasy) by 1mmanuel(m): 8:20pm On Jan 26, 2017
Mr Theodore was at the bank to withdraw some money, he was old fashioned enough to know that withdrawals could now be done with an ATM card. As he stood at the local bank queue he thought about his research on the Hellworm then suddenly he remembered that his withdrawal slip was not with him it was in his lab coat and his lab coat was in his secret lab! Theodore rushed out of the bank and left for the school.
The teacher got to the basement only to see his secret lab in disarray, all his expensive equipment were all broken and his written down research all torn. He startled when he heard a crashing noise, he tiptoed to the deepest part of the basement where he heard a gnawing sound by mistake Theodore stepped on one of the shard of the jar which held the Hellworm.
"No!" he breathed furiously he wasn't going to let that dimwitted janitor he had paid to watch over his lab ruin his hard work .
"Edgar!, Edgar!!" he called the janitor's name as he searched, Theodore was sure the he must be in the basement for this to happen. Alas he found the janitor chewing a rat with blood on his hands, in horror Mr Theodore exclaimed "Bloody Christ! What have you done to my establishment you vermin! and why are you chewing a rat!?"
The janitor continued consuming the animal as if no one was there, in anger Theodore grabbed his arm and the janitor bit him on his finger. He yelped in pain and left the janitor's arm to tender his injury, with great strength the possessed janitor grabbed the teacher by the neck.
It's impossible to strangle a man with one hand but was it was happening, Mr Theodore gasped for air as the janitor choked him to death he struggled but his killer seems to be made of iron.His eyes caught the janitor's whose iris was flaming red, in his last breath Mr Theodore Grant found the answer to his two years research he tried to say something before the janitor squeezed out the last oxygen from his body. The janitor dropped the body and tore open the man's belly and began to lick the blood.
Re: The Weird West (fantasy) by 1mmanuel(m): 5:05pm On Jan 27, 2017
Our punishment for the one hour after-school detention was to read a chapter from our biology textbook and write an essay on it There were three persons for the detention, I, Diana, and a girl called Prissy we were not actually the brightest in our class. Ms Lyons the assistant biology teacher was put in charge of the detention, she was a very strict lady whose eyes were like that of a falcon. I was pretending to be reading my textbook while peeping at Diana's exposed cleavages sweat ran through my body as I also battled with suppressing my erection soon she caught me but she only adjusted her big breast and winked at me in a seductive manner.
"Ms Lyons please I need to use the ladies room" requested Prissy politely with her tiny voice. The stern teacher nodded and Prissy waddled off.

Prissy was a chubby girl weighing at least 180lb, though she had been picked on several times because of her weight but she still indulged more in eating. She went into the girls' toilet and hid in one of the compartment where she brought out the candies she had hidden and began to consume them savouring every bite she took. Unbeknownst in the next toilet compartment the crazed janitor was drinking water from the water system when he heard a munching sound, with his fist he burst the wall separating both compartment. Prissy screamed in terror as she saw the laughing janitor whose mouth was salivating, he grabbed her by the skirt and tore it open. The poor girl pleaded and cried for help as he laid her down with his strong arms, he spread her legs open and released his own organ into hers.


Back in class Ms Lyons became furious with Prissy who had not returned, she knew of the girls' bad habit and was determined to catch her red handed. She left the class leaving two of us. The teacher marched to the girls' toilet to fetch Prissy only to find it up- side- down...
"what the..." was the only word that could come out of the teacher's mouth. With broken mirrors and burst out pipes it was as if two wild cats had fought in there.
"Priscilla! Priscilla! are you there?" she called and searched around until she found a raped Prissy lying on the cold tiled floor
She ran to Prissy "Priscilla are you alright?!, who did this to you!!" She tried to carry the girl but she was heavy
"I'm... sorry" Prissy managed to respond, she was weak and had bled
"Don't worry you're safe! just hold on I'll call an ambulance now. My God!" Ms Lyons brought out her smart phone to dial 911
"...teacher..." Prissy in her weak state whispered.
"Don't talk Priscilla, you'll get medication ASAP" assured the teacher
"The per...person..." she whispered
"What?" asked Ms Lyons who thought she sounded incoherent
" ...above you..."
As she was about to press the call button, salivas began to drop on her shoulder and the smartphone. She looked up only to see the janitor clinged to the ceiling above her like a spider, he licked his salivating mouth. Ms Lyons was shocked to say a word paralyzed with fear, the janitor immediately pounced on victim number three...
Re: The Weird West (fantasy) by 1mmanuel(m): 3:40pm On Mar 18, 2017
Hello everyone, I'm very sorry for not updating...I've been preoccupied
Re: The Weird West (fantasy) by 1mmanuel(m): 4:13pm On Mar 18, 2017
While going through my biology textbook my nose caught a scent of something seldom experienced in a school environment blood turning cold as if an organism was dying, in worry I left the class and traced the smell of blood.
My nose took me to the basement where the smell became purgent but it didn't conclude there I went deeper into the basement where I discovered a built laboratory. The lab was full of broken bottles and torn files of scientific researches, at the midst of it all I found a group of rats gathered they appeared to be feasting on something as I approached they all scurried leaving the corpse they were nibbling, I suddenly knew where the source of the smell of blood.
I wanted to leave and inform a teacher who will call 911 or an ambulance but I turned to know the owner of the corpse, my mind screamed at me no to near the victim in fear that it may spring up at me like those zombies in movies or the police might burst in and name me a suspect. I turned the cold body and to my horror and delight it was my biology teacher Mr Theodore Grant, this meant two things; He was murdered and I won't be getting any detention for a long time. What worried me was his injury which was large and deep, and the shocking look on his face as if he had witnessed something scary before his death.
Whatever had murdered him was still lurking around the school and it wasn't one bit nice...
Re: The Weird West (fantasy) by 1mmanuel(m): 5:39pm On Mar 18, 2017
It was unsafe for a sixteen year old girl to be all alone in a school in an empty class flirting with a guy online without noticing three persons had left her class without returning, Diana( formerly Danny) smacked a chewing gum will chatting with her new boyfriend about last night's sex it was all that stupid teacher's fault that she was under detention and she blow up any minute if she isn't released because it was 4.30pm already.
Someone suddenly burst into the class, it was Edgar the now possessed janitor. Diana screamed in fright and the janitor laughed sinisterly with saliva and blood dripping from his mouth.
"what the freaking hell is wrong you!" Diana retorted.
Edgar laughed again but more sinisterly coming closer to her
"If you don't leave I'm gonna call the police now" Diana's voice began to shake.
He grabbed her smartphone and crushed it with his bare fist. Diana screamed and he grabbed her luscious breast to begin to suck, in an hint of smartness she kicked his testicles with her six inch stiletto shoe Edgar howled in pain and Diana let go his grip but he grabbed her again before she could leave the class and she began to cry.
Like a Du ex machina scene our friend Ronald Hills the short kid with large feets rushed into the class with an heavy fire extinguisher in his arm and he released it at the janitor who fell, as he stood up Ron used the but of the extinguisher and smashed him on the face twice, Edgar became unconscious.
The school was located in an industrial area, and few vehicles passed the road. Ron feeling like a hero helped Diana up and they left the school together. If you think they were safe after they had crossed the highway from across think again.
Across they saw the janitor rushing towards them, they couldn't explain his insanity but Ron and Diana knew that if he caught up with them it won't be an happy ending. Blood dripped from his face as he spun his head at a 360°, as Edgar was crossing the road to meet his would be victims a speeding van ran over him without warning.
The janitor would have been dead but he stood up and continued limping to meet Ron and Diana who were stranded, the van reversed and parked. "Oi lad you alright over there?" asked Mr Bucks who got off from the vehicle, Ron was too surprised to answer. Mr Bucks lighted his cigar and began to smoke(which was the wrong time to do so) he stopped ,took a deep breath and like a dragon he released fire from his mouth unto the janitor.
The janitor shrieked in pain, and turned his wrath towards the salesman. The burning man rushed to Mr Bucks who seemed less concerned of what was coming for him.
"Mr Bucks run!!" cried Ron
As the burning janitor reached him, Mr Bucks punched him and off went his head. Diana fainted as the burning head landed at their front,
The head of the janitor continued to scream in rage without realizing he had lost, Mr Bucks walked to it an brought out a bronze six pointed star from his pocket which he placed on the forehead . The burnt head stopped screaming and it's eye's became lifeless... suddenly a creature which resembled a millipede with eight eyes on it's back crawled out of the nose of the head, before it could escape Mr Bucks squashed the hellworm with his sandals.
Ron felt tired and everything turned black in his eyes.
Re: The Weird West (fantasy) by olumose001(m): 12:28am On Mar 19, 2017
wehdone sir!!
Re: The Weird West (fantasy) by 1mmanuel(m): 7:28am On Mar 19, 2017
The world is full of questions we observe these things everyday but we lie to our selves to protect a pride we once called ignorance...
I woke up with an headache in my head, I hadn't noticed that I was in a different room. I thought about the previous, why did the janitor kill Mr Theodore?, how did Mr Bucks know I was in trouble? and who is he really?
I noticed that I was in a bizarre room with a person... a very fat man probably the fattest I had ever seen and I will ever see in a long run. The room was full of boxes of pizzas and assortments of junk food and computers ranging from IBM's first generation to the latest Apple's laptops, I was hungry to grab a pizza and eat but I didn't want to get gobbled up by the obese man who appeared to be watching an anime called "Naruto" while enjoying a box of creamed donuts. Well since I was also a fan of Naruto I joined him to watch the episode without disturbances.
It was surprising that during the time we were watching the anime the man never took notice of my presence, probably he was a friend of Mr Bucks. After the show was over the fat man turned his rotating armchair and faced me, he was indeed massive with a large belly full of rolls which jiggled wildly, his fat fat face was full of quadruple chins and his eyes were deep green and covered in a pair of goggles. He wore a stained white tee-shirt which inscribed: THE ONLY LADY I EVER FELL IN LOVE WITH WAS A MARRIED WOMAN, AND SHE'S MY MOTHER!. I also noticed his ears were pointy like that of an elf, if this man was going to attack me it's either I win or I let him win.
"Hey kiddo what's the name?" he surprisingly had a tiny voice.
"my name?" I asked
" nope my mother's name bigfoot"
"I'm Luke Skywalker" I lied. I had heard in japanese folklores that people could control you if they knew your real name.
" From where? " he asked again as he chewed a creamy donut.
"Gotham City" I can't believe I was lying again
He smiled and said " You won't believe it I'm Darth Vader"
"If you're Darth Vader, shouldn't we be enemies?
He chuckled " that would be decided if you get my question correctly. Where is the valley of the gods every man must visit?"
"A woman's breast"
"Correct!, that valley is soft, smooth and milky. Have you been there?"
"No... but I aspire to be there" I said.
"Good" he mentored like a Zen priest "The valley must be in possession of a beautiful woman" Roxanne was the girl I had in mind.
"Oi you mustn't spoil that boy's head" said Mr Bucks as he came into the room, on his shoulder was his phoenix Berry.
" Hey Bucks I'm only mentoring the kiddo!"
said the obese man
"I know" he said and he turned to me and patted my head"I see you're awake lad, had a sweet dream?"
"Where am I and who are you guys?!"
The fat man chuckled with his tiny voice and started, his large pointy ears moved themselves "You can't lie to an elf kiddo, you think I haven't seen Star Wars"
"You're an elf?" I asked in terror
"Yeah and I'm known as Hard drive. Bucks here ain't human at all he's a Supremer and you ain't human also"
"What am I then?"
"For crying out loud Ronald you're an hobbit" answered Hard drive the elf.
Re: The Weird West (fantasy) by 1mmanuel(m): 1:43pm On Mar 19, 2017
"I'm not an hobbit I'm a human boy!, you guys may be freaks or anything else but I'm a human!!" I argued but they just starred at me
"as I suspected a changeling" Mr Bucks rubbed his chin "you were adopted by human parents, raised in a home full of humans, taught human values and their way of thinking, you solely absorbed the human nature and classified yourself as part of their society"
"that's impossible" I said
"the word impossible. It was said when we all heard the earth was spherical instead of flat. What may seem may be what it is until it is tested in fire, and that fire is truth" replied Hard-drive "hobbits have mighty feets that's why they're barefooted and they're youthful in appearance"
I looked at Mr Bucks and said "if you're not a human prove it then I'll believe I was born an hobbit" Suddenly a glowing halo floated over his head like an angel's.
"I told ya" he said .
"He's a supremer so pay your respect!" butt in Hard-drive
I stared at him with awe, that explained the fire breathing and immense strength he had, he was beyond ordinary and I could feel it...
"Who are Supremer" I asked
Mr Bucks laughed and patted his pot belly " We Supremers are celestial beings, some call us angels and some call us gods. Its not who we are that matters that matters but what we do, because we are higher beings we are guardians of the Ancient One "
"Who is that?"
"Believe it or not the Ancient One (A-01) is a cosmic supercomputer that has existed before the dawn of time, no one knows it's origin but it controls the endless cycle of reality. Everything that has been and everything that will be has been programmed by it, even our lives are like programs"
"So this this ancient one computer thing is like a god"
"More or less" said Mr Bucks "That's why my friend Hard-drive has spent over 200 years trying to hack it"
"Humph! I'll never forgive human foods for making me this fat" said the elf as he tried to boot a tiny laptop "34.5#72499!96%8" he chanted all the computers in the room came to life, they began to run a digital matrix but it was not the 0 and1 in binary but a strange runic symbols.
"You see we elves have keen interest computers, do you know that humans like Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Zuckerberg and many big boys in the world of information technology came to me for mentorship before they became rich. That's why Microsoft and Apple employ elves mostly."
"Oi let's save the introduction for another day, we have to hurry and find the host of the new hellworm " interrupted Mr Bucks and he sounded serious
Re: The Weird West (fantasy) by 1mmanuel(m): 5:51pm On Mar 19, 2017
"The Hellworm is a demonic parasite that invades the brain of the host thereby taking over the body." Explained Mr Bucks,
I suddenly remembered the eight eyed millipede that came out of the janitor's nose
"Like every other inhibiting demon it can only be removed through exorcism" he continued
"so how do we exorcise a parasite like that?" I asked realizing that it was the hellworm that had possessed the poor janitor.
"With this, the six-pointed crucifix" he fished out a six pointed bronze star which resembled a sheriff badge. "it detects and drives off demons, but still leaves the host dead."
"But why should we fret when we've killed the hellworm?"
Hard-drive belched from eating his tenth box of pizza and said "The hellworm is noted for it's remarkable way of multiplying amongst host"
"Like xenomorphs?" I asked
"Through sex" Hard-drive's eyes widened "like an STD it spreads through sexual intercourse thereby infusing it's egg in a new host"
"and when the egg hatches in the host's body the new hellworm takes over the brain and the demoniac can create another host and it spreads faster than you could imagine" said Mr Bucks "I believe this is the new host" he produced a picture of Prissy Johnrick my classmate.
"Prissy?"
"Yes if that's her name. The police did an investigation on the case and classified it as genocide. Corpse of two teachers and five non academic staff were discovered but the girl was nowhere to be found, I believe she has been raped" Mr Bucks lighted his cigar I noticed the flame of the lighter was pink.
"what of Diana" I inquired
He brought out a canister which the word "4GET ME" was written on "I wiped off the blonde's memory when I had the chance to so don't worry she won't remember the incident" Bucks shook the almost empty memory erasing spray.
I couldn't believe Prissy could contain an hellworm,
"Why would anyone agree to have sex with a fatso like her?" I asked.
Hard-drive brought out a crushed smartphone, it was Diana's "I managed to repair the device, this would be interesting" he showed me an invitation sent via the smartphone about a birthday bash happening tonight, every cool kid was going to be there including my brother Gabe...
"You know kids and parties these days it's not going to be all cakes and candies with happy gifts to exchange, there's gonna be wild sex and orgy although and the host will have the opportunity to spread hellworm eggs amongst the guest and if that happens the whole town is going resident evil" concluded Hard-drive
"When is the party happening?"
"Tonight by 10pm. We can save that girl and a whole lot of youths from becoming possessed" Mr Bucks brought out a golden stone a tossed to the obese elf "do your work"
Hard-drive was proficient in computer magic and he programmed a tracker cloud to trace Prissy, the tracker cloud traced her location to an old barn were the party was going to hold.
Mr Bucks and Ron had an hour to exorcise the hellworm parasite from prissy before she spreads it.

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