A jumbo jet is coming in to land when the pilot says on the intercom:" This is captain speaking. We're on our final descent. I want to thank you for flying with us today and I hope you enjoyed your stay".

But he forgets to switch off the intercom. Now the whole plane can hear his conversation from the cockpit.

The co-pilot says to the captain, "Well skipper, what are you going to do in town tonight?"
"Well," he replies, "First I'm going to check into the hotel and have a beer in the bar. Then I'm going take that new stewardess out for dinner- you know, the one with the great legs- and take her back to my room for an all-night session."

The new stewardess is so embarrassed that she runs from the back of the plane to try and get to the cockpit before he says any more. Halfway down the aisle, she trips over an old lady's bag and falls over.

The old lady leans over and says, "No need to run, dear. He's going to have a beer first."

That was so embarassing and funny, Oga Pilot.!!!