DoctorAlien:
The last parts of the Torah, including Moses' death, weren't recorded by Moses himself. It was most probably Joshua.

hopefulLandlord:
Jimmy, I just got released from a ban brought about by poking holes in the Muslim god idea

to the op, bible is just another book written and accepted, just that a delusion was created around it which has stayed for centuries

Moses and Pharaoh's "magicians" compare their snakes. With raised eyebrow, Moses smiles: "Mine's bigger". Pharaoh's snake gets swallowed. Aaron likes to watch.


Lot offers his daughters to a rape culture mob instead of his two male guests. Mrs. Lot gets salted. Abused daughters plan revenge and took turns raping their father


Old man convinces millions to follow him, winds up getting lost. Refuses to stop and ask for directions. Wanders desert for 40 years. Old man called "prophet".


Guy gets tortured to death. Sun goes dark. Ground opens up and the dead go out for a stroll through town. Historians don't bother mentioning it.


Judas kisses Jesus. Romans see it and arrest and crucify Jesus for being gay.


They call Joseph having two different fathers an inaccuracy, I call it an endorsement of gay marriage.

jimmyjenseng:


The bolded words show assumption.
OK, let's pretend Joshua co-wrote the book of Deuteronomy, why isn't he given the credit of a co-writer?

jimmyjenseng:
Centuries past, books and articles were written by great scholars and people of great intellect. These books are dead because they couldn't withstand the ferocious wind of criticism that came knocking and blowing out the shambolic plots and write up.

The Bible however has stood the test of time. It's one of the most popular - if not the only popular - books on earth. The reason for its firmness and popularity owes to the fact that it is the exclusive work of the best raconteur. He's second to none.

Although the Bible wasn't literally written by God, He breath the words to the profilic writers who artistically penned down the words on pamphlets.

Whilst reading the book of Deuteronomy which is one of the many books in the Bible, I stumbled upon something which left my jaw opened for a great while. In Duet. 34 from verse 7 to the last verse, the writer wrote about his own death and even talked about what happened afterwards. How could he had known what happened?!

I'm beginning to think if the most revered book is anyway better than Shakespearean and J.K Rowling's books.

How could this be?
*I'm just thinking out loud.

DoctorAlien:


None of the humble writers of the Scriptures, under the influence of the Holy Spirit, were looking for recognition. The message they bore was more important to them than jostling for recognition.

hopefulLandlord:
Hopefullandlord's review of the Holy Bible

[b]The Bible, written by multiple and, in some cases, anonymous authors, is a poorly-written, disjointed and confusing read.

The first section, The Old Testament, centers primarily around a character named “God.” Told in rambling and often unrelated short stories, God is an unlikeable, inconsistent, and immoral being who demands unwavering adoration, but then showers murder, plague, famine, unimaginable hardships, and horror upon both devotees and enemies alike.

Seemingly unrelated to the first section, the second section, The New Testament, centers around a new character named “Jesus.” God does appear in this second section, but his persona is so unaccountably different than his previous persona that one wonders whether God is really the same character. In a further incongruent point, Jesus claims he is God. He also claims he is the son of God. The book is unclear whether Jesus truly believes this, or is simply a mentally ill individual with delusions of grandeur, who has no access to medication.

Overall, the book has no moral value and says nothing relevant, fresh, or interesting for today’s readers. There is no clear plot line; the story is uninspired. Due to its violent and graphic nature, it is not recommended for children. Inexplicably,

The Bible has developed a cult following. These so-called “Christians” seem somewhat unstable, and insist that this fictional work is actually non-fiction. Sadly, these devotees have been known to be disruptive, immoral, destructive, and intolerant, much like God.

The Bible is of no significant value, and holds no promise for any meaningful or positive cultural impact.[/b]

End of review

jimmyjenseng:


Thanks for this piece bro. It's unmistakably one of the best review written.

I hope the Association of Bible Printers humbly use this as a prologue so they don't lose their client any longer.

jimmyjenseng:


Quite impressive! I'd advice everyone put on this same humility cloak.

My concern isn't about the innocent adroit writers who were called out from the corners they were to the centre stage but about the storyteller who didn't put his creative work well.

Take a look at the book of Judges for example. In Judges chap 4:17-22, Jael killed Sisera whist he was asleep. In Judges chap 5:24-27, the reader is told that Sisera was standing when Jael killed him.

Why should the writer be compelled to put up different piece in one line of event without succintly explaining the reason for the change?

hopefulLandlord:
Hopefullandlord's review of the Holy Bible

[b]The Bible, written by multiple and, in some cases, anonymous authors, is a poorly-written, disjointed and confusing read.

The first section, The Old Testament, centers primarily around a character named “God.” Told in rambling and often unrelated short stories, God is an unlikeable, inconsistent, and immoral being who demands unwavering adoration, but then showers murder, plague, famine, unimaginable hardships, and horror upon both devotees and enemies alike.

Seemingly unrelated to the first section, the second section, The New Testament, centers around a new character named “Jesus.” God does appear in this second section, but his persona is so unaccountably different than his previous persona that one wonders whether God is really the same character. In a further incongruent point, Jesus claims he is God. He also claims he is the son of God. The book is unclear whether Jesus truly believes this, or is simply a mentally ill individual with delusions of grandeur, who has no access to medication.

Overall, the book has no moral value and says nothing relevant, fresh, or interesting for today’s readers. There is no clear plot line; the story is uninspired. Due to its violent and graphic nature, it is not recommended for children. Inexplicably,

The Bible has developed a cult following. These so-called “Christians” seem somewhat unstable, and insist that this fictional work is actually non-fiction. Sadly, these devotees have been known to be disruptive, immoral, destructive, and intolerant, much like God.

The Bible is of no significant value, and holds no promise for any meaningful or positive cultural impact.[/b]

End of review

MrMarvelous:


How dare you? Blasphemy. You are going to hell for this you ungrateful unbeliever. The god of Israel's book is perfect...you're taking it out of context.

He was obviously sleep-standing.

ScienceWatch:
There is a sudden, shocking wave of deep interest in the bible.Many enlightened people from different religions are are taking a closer look because of the mind-blowing scientifically verifiable evidence coming out of the Holy Scoan Church Nigeria that the Holy gospels are true.

The Holy Scoan's world wide free TV channel called, Emmanuel TV is now used by biblical scholars and medical science alike because the miracles are easy to study. The miracles confirm the reality of the Holy Gospels and the Holy Book Of Acts.

Yes ! The Holy Bible is scientifically verified in the Holy Scoan Church as the source of the most awesome personal help for mankind.

ScienceWatch:
There is a sudden, shocking wave of deep interest in the bible.Many enlightened people from different religions are are taking a closer look because of the mind-blowing scientifically verifiable evidence coming out of the Holy Scoan Church Nigeria that the Holy gospels are true.

The Holy Scoan's world wide free TV channel called, Emmanuel TV is now used by biblical scholars and medical science alike because the miracles are easy to study. The miracles confirm the reality of the Holy Gospels and the Holy Book Of Acts.

Yes ! The Holy Bible is scientifically verified in the Holy Scoan Church as the source of the most awesome personal help for mankind.

jimmyjenseng:

Hmm, you better don't let me start talking.

hopefulLandlord:


that guy's better ignored, all he'll do is preach "Thief B" Joshua all day

hopefulLandlord:


that guy's better ignored, all he'll do is preach "Thief B" Joshua all day

ScienceWatch:
Bring it on !
You say the following trash, "Overall, the book has no moral value and says nothing relevant, fresh, or interesting for today’s readers. There is no clear plot line; the story is uninspired. Due to its violent and graphic nature, it is not recommended for children."

You are just a "hopefullandlord", did you become one already ? I hope not because your tenants will be miserable, O.

LOL ! let get serious guys, just even for one minute.

While assholes curse the truth, world esteemed leaders, Professors, Doctors. kings, presidents agree that because of the sciebtifically verifiable evidence they have witnessed in the Holy Scoan, they believe Jesus is what the Gospels claim about him.

The Holy Scoan's world wide free TV channel called, Emmanuel TV is now used by biblical scholars and medical science alike because the miracles are easy to study. The miracles confirm the reality of the Holy Gospels and the Holy Book Of Acts.

hopefulLandlord:


cc jimmyjenseng

hopefulLandlord:
Hopefullandlord's review of the Holy Bible

[b]The Bible, written by multiple and, in some cases, anonymous authors, is a poorly-written, disjointed and confusing read.

The first section, The Old Testament, centers primarily around a character named “God.” Told in rambling and often unrelated short stories, God is an unlikeable, inconsistent, and immoral being who demands unwavering adoration, but then showers murder, plague, famine, unimaginable hardships, and horror upon both devotees and enemies alike.

Seemingly unrelated to the first section, the second section, The New Testament, centers around a new character named “Jesus.” God does appear in this second section, but his persona is so unaccountably different than his previous persona that one wonders whether God is really the same character. In a further incongruent point, Jesus claims he is God. He also claims he is the son of God. The book is unclear whether Jesus truly believes this, or is simply a mentally ill individual with delusions of grandeur, who has no access to medication.

Overall, the book has no moral value and says nothing relevant, fresh, or interesting for today’s readers. There is no clear plot line; the story is uninspired. Due to its violent and graphic nature, it is not recommended for children. Inexplicably,

The Bible has developed a cult following. These so-called “Christians” seem somewhat unstable, and insist that this fictional work is actually non-fiction. Sadly, these devotees have been known to be disruptive, immoral, destructive, and intolerant, much like God.

The Bible is of no significant value, and holds no promise for any meaningful or positive cultural impact.[/b]

End of review

jimmyjenseng:


Hmm, you better don't let me start talking.

ScienceWatch:
Is that your informed response to scientifically verifiable facts ?

jimmyjenseng:


Did you read the OP? I guess not. Pls, carefully read the words, let them sink in then carve out your argument

Errmm, I think you're better ignored just has hopefulLandlord said.

Thanks for the contributions though.

jimmyjenseng:


Lol. The sad thing is that a book with a modicum of inconsistency hasn't become a bestseller. The Bible however, is among the chart with it many inconsistencies.

Why didn't I see this! The inconsistencies are what makes it superb. The deliberate contradictory plots by the acclaimed storyteller is what makes it standout. Quite interesting.

jimmyjenseng:


LMFAO. Man, that dude is a clown. He just said that the miracles are easy to study.

I thank him for his comment. I used to think miracles are spiritual works which are beyond human grasp. Now, miracle is now a study.

Thanks clown.