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Funny Takes On Ken Saro-wiwa Polytechnic by chrisxxx(m): 7:06pm On Jan 06, 2017
I JUST LOVE KEN POLY
TO ALL KEN POLY STUDENTS
*u ask your friends..how far
with reading? They say they
haven't started...only to get to
the LIBRARY and find out they
have a permanent seat.
* Lecturers will be telling you "buying my
textbooks
is not
compulsory" but class Rep...let me have the list
of
those that have
not
* You manage to graduate with 2.50 and you will
be telling
yourself. If it was to be ABIA POLY or NEKEDE. I
would
have
been a
3.50 graduate by now.
* If you think true love is the
only thing that is hard to find...try
looking for your HOD when you
need his signature on a form.
*Anything you want to do, you must be on queue
even to enter the school
*You get to class as early as 6.30am only to see
that
all seats have been occupied by bags & books
abi
dem dey leave am for sch go back house ni?.
*u have already prepared food but to eat na
wahala
because Ure already late for lectures.
* Lecturer: Only 10 students in
class today? Oya tear a sheet of paper for
test....turns to the
board to write. Before he turns
back-------class don full. Lol
*come night class during exam u go see different
levels of reading. scaning,skimming,jaking and
lots
more.
*During exams u will know those who are
naturally
beautiful because no time for makeup at all.
Everyone Don become born- again by force.
* It's always funny when exam
invigilator says SUBMIT!! And many students
suddenly develop that super human ability;
answering 3hrs question in 50seconds.
Lol
Abeg
let's hail all KEN POLY student.
Re: Funny Takes On Ken Saro-wiwa Polytechnic by purem(m): 7:14pm On Jan 06, 2017
Abeg wetin consign us

Shey na evrbody go da

Ken poly of urs?





I will Neva give a FUC!K

On dis lailai
Re: Funny Takes On Ken Saro-wiwa Polytechnic by psucc(m): 8:04pm On Jan 06, 2017
That's cool

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