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Re: . by oluwashedy: 6:40pm On Jan 07, 2017
Cooked up story
Re: . by Elmojiid(m): 7:33pm On Jan 07, 2017
Rukkydelta:
Op where are you located ?

With just 10k I can pretend to be your gf to your parents
taaa...ole..10k for this kind time just to pretend to b a gf, for that 10k fvcking and slippn ova 9te go dey.
Re: . by Rukkydelta(f): 8:12pm On Jan 07, 2017
Elmojiid:
taaa...ole..10k for this kind time just to pretend to b a gf, for that 10k fvcking and slippn ova 9te go dey.
Are you the op ?
Why are you bringing all these terms and condition ?
Yeah I know we're in recession so girl have to find a way to survive cool
Re: . by Elmojiid(m): 8:19pm On Jan 07, 2017
Rukkydelta:

Are you the op ?
Why are you bringing all these terms and condition ?
Yeah I know we're in recession so girl have to find a way to survive cool
wa sere...omo aye,o ja gan...any way if the deal work out dnt forget my 10% for hearing.
Re: . by Rukkydelta(f): 8:28pm On Jan 07, 2017
Elmojiid:
wa sere...omo aye,o ja gan...any way if the deal work out dnt forget my 10% for hearing.
Lol
I won't o
Re: . by Nobody: 8:59pm On Jan 07, 2017
Op, abeg allow me to laugh first. Kikilikikikikkiki grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Back to the post, em... Em.. My man.. This one pass me. Lets wait for the elders...

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Re: . by teejaypee: 9:04pm On Jan 07, 2017
OP if this was to be me eh, let me just keep kwayet!





SmellingAnus:
Had a friend in secondary school that chicks like hanging out with but he was a virgin while I was his direct opposite... His case is even worse than the op... A girl in pant or short skirt will get his attention more than a nude girl... He doesn't like to see a girl nude no matter how beautiful... This guy has been seduced several times without giving in... I tried to spoil him... Encouraged him to romance a particular girl which he accepted... His hands were on her laps and when it got to her pant, he according to him he almost screamed... This guy is not gay... Even after secondary school when he went to the UK ,I was hoping he will not return a virgin cheesy but the guy still came back as a virgin angry The sight of puci is very disgusting to him... He even said his younger brother is worse than him... He is one of the strangest guy I ever came accross... I don't think it has anythting to do with his religious beliefs but he was a Jehovah witness guy... ... Mennn God have mercy on me for trying to encourage/motivate that dude to fornicate cheesy

sorry i had to quote everything.

Some years back, I used to have same problem, I prefer seeing a girl with skimpy dresses.

Seeing a girl with thongs will turn me on like mad but a nude girl would have the opposite effect. So I don't even know why people fancy porn grin (Funny thing is, a great-ass twerking video turns me on more than any fake porn can.)

Now I got to discover that the best way to overcome that is by making the girl go unclad under the blanket so I don't see the P, or with lights-out .

and mehn, a good pair of boobs is something that I must definitely react to

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Re: . by joceey(m): 9:12pm On Jan 07, 2017
Guy you self go for the test with your mum Abi you be gay?
Re: . by smark61: 9:20pm On Jan 07, 2017
Hector09:
Help i am a boy of 23 yrs old and my mother is forcing me to have a girl frnd..it all started last year when i was eating with my younger sister...and my younger sister was gisting me abt her experience in school cus she was a fresher then, telling me how her frnds go out 4 shoping with there guys and i promised her that any time bet9ja we pay me that i we take her to lag 4 shoping and my mother was stering at me and when my sister ask her what the problem is...she said that she is worried abt me that since july 1993 the year i was born till now that she has never heard me talking abt girl that her fear is that i might be a gay due to the type of life am living or that i might be importent..she even suggested that we should go to test and when i declined she was upset...after that i taught that everything was over...not knowing that she has already discus this issue with my elder brother and my elder sister..that same day my elder sister called me and start abusing me telling me how i am a blacksheep and a disgrace to the family that i am a gay..that she is 100% sure that am a gay that becus of my comments when the Federal government was abt to sign anti gay laws that i critisize the federal government via my facebook that if am nt a gay that i would nt be angry abt the law...after that i taught that maybe the issue is dead and gone...nt until yesterday when my mum pastor called me that i should cum and see him when i went there he was asking me abt the gay stuff again he even went ahead 2 ask me abt my girl frnd when i told him that fornication is a sin...and he ask me of if being a gay is nt a sin and i told him that am nt a guy that neither do i need a ny girl frnd and he ask me if am importent and i said no...he said that my family is worried that am a gay...when i went home my father called me that he gave me till the ending of this month that i should bring a girl or i should go to test..that if not that he we disown me...when i told him that the only girl i have ever luv is my friend's girl frnd and my younger sister he start calling me an evil child...am confuse right now cus everything thing is turning against me even my sibilings my mum even went ahead to call my aunty thats in switzerland telling her that am a gay..that she we knw longer allowed me to travelled to switzerland as it was earlier plan..my mum gave me four days to prove my innocent or she we mad 4 me and that she we tell everbody. What should i do am nt intrested in having a girl frnd beside am nt working


Are you gay? If not, how sure are u dat u are not gay because am not understanding how a guy of 23 yrs Wil not av a gf n in ur case u never get gf ones. Hmmmm is it that u are shy to woo girls or what
Re: . by krauss: 9:20pm On Jan 07, 2017
Your peeps are funny. If I tell you my age and tell you that I have never told a girl "I love you" let alone romance any, you will agree with me that you are not alone on this. I only pity you because i believe your parents are overreaching their bounds. I have deliberately remained celibate even though in my case I have ladies I crush on till today. I also have a flexible opinion like you about the country's statutes on people's sex choices, even making "suspicious" comments on SMN's. A lady once told me while I was serving some years ago that she suspected I was gay, given the way I comport myself around women. I laughed and after explaining certain things to her, she mellowed down. Freaky what I have said but I welcome every criticism. N.B, I am well above 20 and still proud of my celibacy. Guy, do not let them change your philosophy. Bunch of retar..ds

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Re: . by smark61: 9:25pm On Jan 07, 2017
SmellingAnus:
Had a friend in secondary school that chicks like hanging out with but he was a virgin while I was his direct opposite... His case is even worse than the op... A girl in pant or short skirt will get his attention more than a nude girl... He doesn't like to see a girl nude no matter how beautiful... This guy has been seduced several times without giving in... I tried to spoil him... Encouraged him to romance a particular girl which he accepted... His hands were on her laps and when it got to her pant, he according to him he almost screamed... This guy is not gay... Even after secondary school when he went to the UK ,I was hoping he will not return a virgin cheesy but the guy still came back as a virgin angry The sight of puci is very disgusting to him... He even said his younger brother is worse than him... He is one of the strangest guy I ever came accross... I don't think it has anythting to do with his religious beliefs but he was a Jehovah witness guy... ... Mennn God have mercy on me for trying to encourage/motivate that dude to fornicate cheesy

Dat dude is gay

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Re: . by SmellingAnus(m): 9:27pm On Jan 07, 2017
teejaypee:

OP if this was to be me eh, let me just keep kwayet!







sorry i had to quote everything.

Some years back, I used to have same problem, I prefer seeing a girl with skimpy dresses.

Seeing a girl with thongs will turn me on like mad but a nude girl would have the opposite effect. So I don't even know why people fancy porn grin (Funny thing is, a great-ass twerking video turns me on more than any fake porn can.)

Now I got to discover that the best way to overcome that is by making the girl go unclad under the blanket so I don't see the P, or with lights-out .

and mehn, a good pair of boobs is something that I must definitely react to
good to know that there is another person like my friend here cos if not that he was my very close friend, the story sounds unbelievable to me but it's real... Happy for you that you somehow overcame it...
Re: . by krauss: 9:30pm On Jan 07, 2017
Meanwhile, there is one I am monitoring to ascertain she has what I want. She exudes that aura and yes, I will ask her out after profiling. If she gets hooked, so be it. I don't show romantic love just because of feelings or ephemeral things, my type of love is typical of what Jesus would want it to be. I feel many people just scratch the top, leaving the main thing and that is why relationships and marriages crash anyhow these days. I have seen the so called relationships people have and from my little vicarious experience, I cannot go into a relationship I manage to maintain because the society says so. It seems your case parallels mine. Do not date or marry because they say it is what should be done. Do it because you see the need for it.
Re: . by smark61: 9:30pm On Jan 07, 2017
krauss:
Your peeps are funny. If I tell you my age and tell you that I have never told a girl "I love you" let alone romance any, you will agree with me that you are not alone on this. I only pity you because i believe your parents are overreaching their bounds. I have deliberately remained celibate even though in my case I have ladies I crush on till today. I also have a flexible opinion like you about the country's statutes on people's sex choices, even making "suspicious" comments on SMN's. A lady once told me while I was serving some years ago that she suspected I was gay, given the way I comport myself around women. I laughed and after explaining certain things to her, she mellowed down. Freaky what I have said but I welcome every criticism. N.B, I am well above 20 and still proud of my celibacy. Guy, do not let them change your philosophy. Bunch of retar..ds


The op no tell u say he choose to b celibate o undecided
Re: . by SmellingAnus(m): 9:33pm On Jan 07, 2017
smark61:


Dat dude is gay
Lol.... If not that I was very close to him , I would have also seen him as gay but he is not... He is attracted to girls but not when they are nude lipsrsealed... Porn was also very disgusting to him... One other guy with similar issue has quoted my post , he also talked about how he over came it...
Re: . by krauss: 9:35pm On Jan 07, 2017
smark61:


Dat dude is gay
I am older than he is and probably have even more stringent standards than him. I am very much not gay, and even have my own choice of shape in women. You never see something. A guy I told same argued it, but after serving with me in the same place, had no choice but to start broadcasting it to everybody himself.
Re: . by krauss: 9:37pm On Jan 07, 2017
smark61:



The op no tell u say he choose to b celibate o undecided
neither have i assumed so. I am narrating my own case just as others are.
Re: . by Fidelismaria: 9:47pm On Jan 07, 2017
grin grin grin grin grin




go date ur friend fiance na


shebi u re tempted
Re: . by youngsahito(m): 10:33pm On Jan 07, 2017
your parent want u to give them a grandchild
Re: . by AyamBlaze: 10:42pm On Jan 07, 2017
eezeribe:
Simply plan with a girl to act as your girlfriend
definitely not a good plan. Go and watch 'Bride for rent'.
Re: . by chiraqDemon(m): 10:44pm On Jan 07, 2017
D fear of having a gay son will make a Christian mother even pay ashawo for her son grin grin
D tin wey fear them pass wayward son na gay son so OP try and become a wayward son so that ur mother will not due of heart attack

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Re: . by Nobody: 10:53pm On Jan 07, 2017
how I wish it could be turn into CD player so that people can buy
Re: . by Nobody: 11:29pm On Jan 07, 2017
I don't think the story emanate from Our Nigeria, a jobless guy of 23 and they are disturbing him, it's fabricated, didn't happen.
Re: . by Nobody: 11:40pm On Jan 07, 2017
oluwashedy:
Cooked up story
no mind them, a jobless 23 years old guy, tell it to the air.
Re: . by Xmen149(m): 11:48pm On Jan 07, 2017
NairalandDSS:

so old MacDonald had no fvck.

iya iya yo!! cool
Re: . by romeoetin(m): 2:22am On Jan 08, 2017
This is super story... grin
Re: . by Basics007: 2:46am On Jan 08, 2017
I'm a doctor but I don't even know if there's any test they do to know if someone is gay or not. Maybe they will check butthole for bruises.

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Re: . by smark61: 7:05am On Jan 08, 2017
SmellingAnus:
Lol.... If not that I was very close to him , I would have also seen him as gay but he is not... He is attracted to girls but not when they are nude lipsrsealed... Porn was also very disgusting to him... One other guy with similar issue has quoted my post , he also talked about how he over came it...

Ok cheesy una get funny friends sha
Re: . by smark61: 7:05am On Jan 08, 2017
krauss:
I am older than he is and probably have even more stringent standards than him. I am very much not gay, and even have my own choice of shape in women. You never see something. A guy I told same argued it, but after serving with me in the same place, had no choice but to start broadcasting it to everybody himself.

Hmmmm it's very surprising
Re: . by smark61: 7:06am On Jan 08, 2017
krauss:
neither have i assumed so. I am narrating my own case just as others are.


Ok
Re: . by PETRUCE007: 2:47pm On Jan 08, 2017
tossie101:


I dnt think they are totally wrong.
Coz i will also think d same if my child behaves
dat way.... the fear of u suffering and raising ur child only for him to turn gay can heart breaking .
to speak against the anti gay law is suspicious to me..
Its not our thing here in naija...
grin cheesysame here

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