Does any girl wanna become my friend?

No

you guy definitely no

any girls ?

I speak for all the girls on NL. So i say "NO".

Just kidding man. You want me to arrange one for you?

What does NL mean,My English is not good

It's so kind of you to arrange one for me !

NL is short for Nairaland ?

NL is nairaland(this website)

How do you want to be served? Fat or slim? Tall or short? Dark or fair? Lagos or Abuja or Shangai?

any one is OK except shanghai, cause I am in shanghai

James, follow this link. https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-352686.1664.html Here you'll meet guys and ladies that will make you settle down well in this land called nairaland. Guys and ladies here are very friendly.

Thank you very much , I'll take a look

I will be your friend if you promise to teach me Chinese!

@poster
go to Xin Tian Di, sit at a cafe and wait for the foreigners to stroll by, then start talking to any of them ET VOILA.

if you are that desperate for foreign friends/kitten then you could always go to BAR ROUGE on the BUND. you will have your head up in foreign women . . . . . . . . . . . and if you dont pull any up there then you can go downstairs and the local hookers will be happy to ¨help¨ you (for a small fee)

OK，hbabe,I absolutely agree.I can teach you Chinese if you want.Do you have a MSN or Skype or something ?

My MSN:alucardjun@163.com

Skype:jamesyunpeng

What's so special about Nigerian women, what about all the little cute Chinese girls

I just wanna make some foreign friends.Chinese girls around me is common,nothing special

Good for you pal, I like how you are so open mined, just be very careful with Nigerian girls, the can be very dangerous i tell ya.

^^^OgidiBoy Swag 

Pweety4me my dear how you dey sef

I was where u left me naw. . .very well how's u?& d wify

Pweety4me:

I was where u left me naw. . .very well how's u?& d wify

Wify na you marry wife give me ? if you mean my gf, she's just fine oooo.

What about you, how's your bobo

My bad then I thought you get bobo. I normally don't come on NL on the weekends, the weekends are for my girl and I to spend quality time.

*walks in, takes a peep. . .*
Chinese guy? eh?
*walks out. . .*

OgidiBoy:

^{My bad then I thought you get bobo.} I normally don't come on NL on the weekends, the weekends are for my girl and I to spend quality time.

It's understandable but i would'nt like 2 speak further on dat. . . well dat's sweet u & your gurl i gotta go off 2 bed now later. . .

THE-AMAKA:

*walks in, takes a peep. . .*
Chinese guy? eh?
*walks out. . .*

What's with the "eh"

Pweety4me:

It's understandable but i would'nt like speak further on dat. . . well dat's sweet u & your gurl i gotta go off 2 bed now later. . .

Sleep well, don't let the bugs bite

^^
who the hell are you talking to?

THE-AMAKA:

^^
who the hell are you talking to?

I was just saying good night to Pweety4me

dont make those funny looking eyes at me!

dis boy, carry go!

Anyways dear, how was your weekend ?

dont talk to me.