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How Prayer Warriors Make Gossip Sound Like Prayer. by Nobody: 3:59pm On Jan 09, 2017
PRAYER WARRIORS
This is how some prayer warriors
make GOSSIP sound like PRAYER
POINTS.

They start like this, "People Of God,
let's remember Brother Tobi Alex in
our prayers. He has gonorrhea and
doctors said they are even screening
him for HIV too, but we know that
our God can heal him. So brothers
and sisters let's pray for divine
healing, pray, pray."
"Brethren let's also pray for Sister
Annabel and Brother Chinedu. Sister
Annabel is pregnant for
Brother Chinedu and Brother
Chinedu is not ready for marriage
now, you know they are not married
abi? Okay! He told her to abort it
but she refused. The situation is
tearing them and their families
apart. Let's pray to God for peace
and amicable settlement."
"Children of God's kingdom, let's
remember Mr and Mrs Kwame in our
prayers. Mr Kwame left Mrs Kwame
for Sister Joy in the choir. That light
skin slim sister that works in the
Bank, Hmmm! Let's pray for God to
restore Mr and Mrs Kwame
marriage."
"Brethren pray, open your mouth
and pray. The Lord will answer us."
"And finally before we round up, let
us lift Sister Rosemary before the
Lord. She has been suspended from
her place of work due to some fraud
in her office. We know she is
innocent. Even though she has been
wearing some bling bling lately plus
that new car she just bought. Erhh,
let's pray that as the police are
carrying out their investigations,
those things will not be seized.
Please praaaaay! She is our Sister.
Pray, pray, pray!!!".

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Re: How Prayer Warriors Make Gossip Sound Like Prayer. by darbeelicous(f): 6:24pm On Jan 09, 2017
lols so funny, but somehow true sha.
Re: How Prayer Warriors Make Gossip Sound Like Prayer. by Nobody: 7:06pm On Jan 09, 2017
that kind of group d bible warn say make you reject dem, dey ar not Christians but are wicked pple seeking for destruction and who will accompany dem to hell

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