A man is gambling in the casino and wins $1000.
He decides to celebrate and goes out looking for a hooker. He finds a hooker and says he wants a Mouth Gig.
The hooker says "No Problem, $500."
Our hero says "Hey, that's a lot of money for a Mouth Gig!"
The hooker replies "Do you see that BMW convertible over there? I paid cash for it because I give the finest blowjobs in town!"
Our hero pays the hooker the money, gets his BJ and goes back to the casino a very happy fellow.

lola whitfield: The next day, he's in the casino and wins $2000. Again, to celebrate, he goes out looking for a hooker.
He finds the same one. He says "Today I wanna mess you in the ass."
The hooker says "No problem, $1000"
Our hero says "Hey that's a lot of money just for anal sex!"
" The hooker responds "Do you see that penthouse apt. up there? Well I paid cash for it because I have the nicest ass in town!"
Well, our hero pays the hooker, goes about his business, and goes back to the casino with a smile on his face.

lola whitfield: The next day, our hero leaves the casino looking for a hooker. He finds the same one. He says "Today, all I want is a little female p*SSy!."
The hooker replies "Do you see that new shopping mall they're building across the street?
Our hero answers "No! Don't tell me you own that shopping mall too?"
The hooker answers "No! But you can be Damn sure I would if I had a female p*SSy!"

Eh! >:

@aristole

na by force, i say i no fit f*u*c*k well?

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u r a sweaty Dick-Sucker,cum guzzling Louse,imprudent Butt-Buddy.

Oh! no.U've taken your marijuana again?

After Chris Oyakhilome's effort on your life.

Ds were of yours is surely hereditary and genetic.

Tell us.Is your papa that mad man wey dey sleep under Oshodi bridge?