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| My Flying Pad / Modest Spoilt My Day! by Gabry(f): 2:42pm On Nov 28, 2009 |
I dont know why I love telling real stories these days. I dont have the mood to search online for jokes ooo so here it goes. I had my period today and so I brought in a pad/modest to change. The moment I took my pads and open it, suddenly the pads went flying up in the air and guess where it landed to. . . . The Toilet Bowl!!!!!  Im like NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Im so angry ooo. . . Cause with the recession period and Im broke and all, I dont have money to buy another pad and thats my last one ooo. . . So u know what I use? I followed my ancestors time where they all use cloth as a pad. . . I use one and went for dancing class in my own room, when I dance, the cloth fell on the floor. na waa! Thank God say theres no one around otherwise I will rob someone and go for plastic surgery the first thing in the morning. . . See my wahala for today. . . Guys are lucky to be guys. . . They dont see their privates spitting out blood here and there. HMM! 
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| Re: My Flying Pad / Modest Spoilt My Day! by akym(m): 3:15pm On Nov 28, 2009 |
Instead of using the clothe stuff why dont u go to the nearest super market to get one for debit and paid up when ur husband is back from office. |
| Re: My Flying Pad / Modest Spoilt My Day! by Gabry(f): 3:20pm On Nov 28, 2009 |
akym: Who's husband you talkin hia? AM not married abeg!  |
| Re: My Flying Pad / Modest Spoilt My Day! by Nobody: 5:03pm On Nov 28, 2009 |
Gabry: Dont mind him dear, he wanted to know if you were married and could not ask directly  |
| Re: My Flying Pad / Modest Spoilt My Day! by Gabry(f): 3:14am On Nov 29, 2009 |
bethangel: Heheheh! yeah. U could be right   |
| Re: My Flying Pad / Modest Spoilt My Day! by Gabry(f): 2:26pm On Nov 29, 2009 |
Thank God say ma bf go buy me pads today |
| Re: My Flying Pad / Modest Spoilt My Day! by bandely(m): 9:09pm On Nov 29, 2009 |
Gabry:He better like that. |
| Re: My Flying Pad / Modest Spoilt My Day! by Gabry(f): 1:05am On Nov 30, 2009 |
Like wetin and wetin u mean sef?  |
| Re: My Flying Pad / Modest Spoilt My Day! by studio43(m): 7:11am On Nov 30, 2009 |
Like your breast and mini skirt wey u promise me na. Abi u don forget? |
| Re: My Flying Pad / Modest Spoilt My Day! by Gabry(f): 12:56pm On Nov 30, 2009 |
studio43: |
| Re: My Flying Pad / Modest Spoilt My Day! by papine(m): 1:23pm On Nov 30, 2009 |
@gab, were are you iya? are u hidding or wat? i hav been looking all over 4u |
| Re: My Flying Pad / Modest Spoilt My Day! by Gabry(f): 4:12pm On Nov 30, 2009 |
papine: been working dea. How your side?  |
| Re: My Flying Pad / Modest Spoilt My Day! by studio43(m): 4:15pm On Nov 30, 2009 |
Show me your own side first jor lol |
| Re: My Flying Pad / Modest Spoilt My Day! by Gabry(f): 5:12pm On Nov 30, 2009 |
^^^ na waaa ooo. . . U are confuse between yourself and papine |
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