Luv letter by Onitsha big boy:* Hello pretty damusel, I just wanted to let u know dat I hav joined the muvin people. Ndi na aga aga, (the happuning guys). I am Aguiyi international! Importa & Exporta. I ownu plenty of shop in Onitsha main market. As u are luking at me, nne a dim very solid. My containers come in 20s and 40s every weekly. I hav over 40 boys in my training. Aguiyi is a bigi boy, I am a muver, I am a shaker. I yamu a man of timber & plywood. I yamu rich and by d special grace of God, I am the owner of di biggest & powerfulu boutique u can think of. I employ one lady to managin it. I can call her wit my etisalat phone; give her query with my mtn; fire her with my glo; and hire another manger with my airtel. I wulu make you di CEO, president, and first lady of di conglomerate. All di streets in china are right here in my head and all di Nigerian boys dat load market in there are under me. As I yamu speaking to u now, they are making plan to crown me eze ndi igbo nile of china and by the special grace of God, you will be lolo ndi igbo nile of china. Nne you look like egg yolk and for dat, I will kill any ochicha for u. Nne, ego na esi isi na arum. I send money on errands. A dim ok! Is it my fault dat I yamu a bigi boy? Is it my fault dat at my age, I have many boys under me? Is it my fault dat I have plans of making u d president of d biggest boutique in Onitsha. I wulu repackage u nne m and present u to d world, pretty damusel. Nne m o! Oyoyo m, Egovin nwa! My yori yori! My african Queen, ashanti m! Nwa akworo aka muo! Igbu go m. Infact baby, take me. Your loving faithfully, Aguyi Ndi enyi m yo

Ok, really hilarious. ..

Sapientia radio jingles you just copy and paste eeh...

Lack of creativity or what?

dikeigbo2:
Sapientia radio jingles you just copy and paste eeh...

Lack of creativity or what?

oh Mr Creator, did I tell u I was in a competition ? I saw a joke, posted it so pple will smile and you open your stinky thoughts to type trash, until pple like you have a better perception to Life things would be hard not just for you but those around you, unfortunately for you am far away from u now, else I'd have to always pad your menstrutrating mouth. My response to you was creative enough for you? Buy wisdom if u lack it and don't carry phone to type just cos u have hands Use you brain! N/B. I didn't insult you,thus if u do otherwise, ul be on your own

EMXTAN1:


oh Mr Creator, did I tell u I was in a competition ? I saw a joke, posted it so pple will smile and you open your stinky thoughts to type trash, until pple like you have a better perception to Life things would be hard not just for you but those around you, unfortunately for you am far away from u now, else I'd have to always pad your menstrutrating mouth. My response to you was creative enough for you? Buy wisdom if u lack it and don't carry phone to type just cos u have hands Use you brain! N/B. I didn't insult you,thus if u do otherwise, ul be on your own

Notwithstanding,you try shaa..you are a genus....more elbow to your grease