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My Mum Finally Joined Facebook by ifenadi(m): 7:34am On Jan 29, 2017
So My mum finally joined Facebook LAST LAST and this morning she started complaining to me... She said, “Chai this Facebook registration dey chop money o.”
“Mummy I no understand… how?” I asked.
She sighed and said: “Since wey I tell your brother to register me on Facebook, na so-so money I dey spend.” I was confused, I didn’t understand what my mum was talking about. But after a while I got a clue and then asked: “Oh ok, Mummy na data dey chop your money?”
She raised eye brows and said: “Ah, which one be data nah? I hope say I no go pay for that one o, because I don pay 8k for chatting permit, 7k for friend request fee, 3k for posting fee, 6k for profile picture permit and this morning again, your brother don talk say Facebook say make i bring 5k for international Facebook passport, I don tire! Na so una dey spend money for this thing?”
Me i come say she go need Facebook Verification Number (FVN) and that one is 20k only!!!

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Re: My Mum Finally Joined Facebook by ademasta(m): 7:35am On Jan 29, 2017
Up mummy grin
Re: My Mum Finally Joined Facebook by Nobody: 2:39am On Jan 30, 2017
grin

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Re: My Mum Finally Joined Facebook by Nobody: 2:42am On Jan 30, 2017
ademasta:
Up mummy grin
but why u hiding the face??

Yer SIG made me checked

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Re: My Mum Finally Joined Facebook by Nobody: 2:43am On Jan 30, 2017
ifenadi:
So My mum finally joined Facebook LAST LAST and this morning she started complaining to me... She said, “Chai this Facebook registration dey chop money o.”
“Mummy I no understand… how?” I asked.
She sighed and said: “Since wey I tell your brother to register me on Facebook, na so-so money I dey spend.” I was confused, I didn’t understand what my mum was talking about. But after a while I got a clue and then asked: “Oh ok, Mummy na data dey chop your money?”
She raised eye brows and said: “Ah, which one be data nah? I hope say I no go pay for that one o, because I don pay 8k for chatting permit, 7k for friend request fee, 3k for posting fee, 6k for profile picture permit and this morning again, your brother don talk say Facebook say make i bring 5k for international Facebook passport, I don tire! Na so una dey spend money for this thing?”
Me i come say she go need Facebook Verification Number (FVN) and that one is 20k only!!!
Gonna use this in my joke group
Re: My Mum Finally Joined Facebook by ademasta(m): 9:46am On Jan 30, 2017
DeepFriedPuff:
but why u hiding the face??

Yer SIG made me checked
grin

Because Buhari is yet to come home
Re: My Mum Finally Joined Facebook by ademasta(m): 9:47am On Jan 30, 2017
Re: My Mum Finally Joined Facebook by Nobody: 11:24am On Jan 30, 2017
ademasta:

grin

Because Buhari is yet to come home
oh Will he ever cone
Re: My Mum Finally Joined Facebook by ademasta(m): 2:39pm On Jan 30, 2017
DeepFriedPuff:
oh Will he ever cone
Please let him come

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