Sir A-One's weaving of Words (Volume 2)


"I'm sweating doesn't mean I'm feeling your hit (heat).
I'm being flooded by your saliva."
SIR A-ONE

"If Tom cannot
with water, Jerrycan."
SIR A-ONE

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"Even federal debtors equally pay attention."
SIR A-ONE

"If I fear the publication rock then I will not hit it hard for life."
SIR A-ONE

"Racism is when a white car will go with black tyres. What happens to a white car with white tyres?"
SIR A-ONE

"Whites are full of deceits!
Jacob in the Bible was an example. The mother planned with him to dupe Esau (Black) of his seniority and blessings. Every white man is full of deceit."
SIR A-ONE

"If you're not tired of my nuisance as a woman then you can make a wife (For Me).
Make me a wife is different from being my wife."
SIR A-ONE

"Put off the light
No sigh
Make the bed white
Let's get high
At the altar of orgasm
As good organisms."
SIR A-ONE

"I read 'Growing up is optional but growing old is mandatory'. So many noisy drums in the blogosphere just want to grow old, but growing up is a heinous crime for them."
SIR A-ONE

"She has failed woefully, but soonest She will be admitted into my Heart."
SIR A-ONE

"My mind
Should be your shrine."
SIR A-ONE

"Only fools publicised their new year resolutions."
SIR A-ONE

"If you must use me, Use me only as directed by the physician
Sent by the Pengician."
SIR A-ONE

"The more my data(s)
the more the hater(s)."
SIR A-ONE

"Majek Fashek is a rain maker,
I'm an ink maker in the Literary Shrine."
SIR A-ONE

"We are not peers. You get high with Hennessy
I get high with anything."
SIR A-ONE

"A madman's pubic hair has nothing to do with his deranged state of mind. He cares not. If they means anything to you better buy him a pant made from jeans."
SIR A-ONE

"In my Heart, why should I play you like ball?
Do I look like Mercy (Messi)?"
SIR A-ONE

"I possess no weapon, yet the Government of the day is amnestying my existence."
SIR A-ONE

"Copy and paste is a sauce people eat PROJECTS with in Nigerian Tertiary Institutions."
SIR A-ONE

"Super-fabulous ride, Bugati;
My little bike, Ducati;
means nothing without a woman's bugati (buttocks)."
SIR A-ONE

"I have traveled far and near in the wilderness of my heart yet I have seen no bus stop."
SIR A-ONE

"What's the essence of love construction in the land and water without sharing of sea men (semen)?"
SIR A-ONE

"Power (light) charges my phone.
But airtime (money) charges me to make calls. "
SIR A-ONE

"An eagle don't move with cocks
because it sucks."
SIR A-ONE

"Your chest Coconuts
plus your Ukwu (waist/buttocks) driving me Nuts."
SIR A-ONE

"The more skill and moans the better the bedmatic ride."
SIR A-ONE

"Who will save
you from your safe?"
SIR A-ONE

"Whether beautiful or not, every lady has something meaningful in bed."
SIR A-ONE

"You want to overcome poverty? It's not by hard works."
SIR A-ONE

"If you cannot control your anger, who says you're better than an animal?"
SIR A-ONE

"Mental gym is the best body building."
SIR A-ONE

"You can live a day with no food, but when you live a day without reading then you're not a good literati."
SIR A-ONE

"When you sex you discharge
but when you read, you recharge."
SIR A-ONE

"Life is very brief like brief illness."
SIR A-ONE

"The higher you go as a writer, the stronger you becomes."
SIR A-ONE

"Each time my pen is moaning and groaning, I know definitely that my wet Muse is about to go hard on paper."
SIR A-ONE

"Talk is cheap. Usama BinLadin's
Son has been talked."
SIR A-ONE

"As a Wrestler, G-string is meaningless before the ring"
SIR A-ONE


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