This morning while preparing for work, my wife was in a hurry to sneak in some self-made zobo inside my bag when she mistakenly hit her leg on a side stool.

It was definitely so painful that she didn't know when she screamed "What The Fûrçk"

Immediately she said that, my 3 ear old toddle started repeating the words, "What The Fûrçk", "What The Fûrçk", "What The Fûrçk".

I knew it would be a tough call if I told her not to repeat the words, so I quickly found another means to achieve that.

I lay on the bed with her and said, "Did You Just Say Water-Fall?"... She said no, she just said "What The Fûrçk"...

I already prepared for this response, so I had to go psychy.

"Okay... That's alright, because if you had said Water Fall then I wouldn't be happy. Now be careful whenever you say Water Fall because Water Falls can be quite dangerous so I don't want you saying waterfall until you know what a water fall is"

The continuous repetition of 'Water Fall' did the trick.

She climbed down and ran to her room screaming "Water Fall! Water Fall, Water fall"

Just now I returned from work, and she's still teasing me with "Water Fall"

Pheeeew.....

That's better than the other F word...

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you have sense.

Smart dad! Wotafall! Groooovy! Now I can say that not minding the company

"Idi Baba l'omo b'oko "

" The scrotum had long been existing underneath the father before the child is born. "

The Dada is a complete murdafall...

Some people will be proud that their child is learning how to speak, what an idea!

Wow.nice...i'll just save this for future reference

funny..reading this after downloading a compilation of children swearing on youtube.

water fall did you say?

Now this is a smart dad.

Respeck!