A man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk,
when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the
river. He proceeds to walk into the water and
subsequently bumps into the preacher. The preacher
turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of
booze. Where upon he asks the drunk, "Are you ready to
find Jesus?"

The drunk answers, "Yes, I am." So the preacher grabs
him and dunks him in the water. He pulls him up and
asks the drunk, "Brother have you found Jesus?"

The drunk replies, "No, I haven't found Jesus."

The preacher, shocked at the answer, dunks him into
the water again but for a little longer this time. He
again pulls him out of the water and asks again, "Have
you found Jesus, my brother?"

The drunk again answers, "No, I haven't found Jesus."


By this time, the preacher is at his wits end so he
dunks the drunk in the water again --- but this time
he holds him down for about 30 seconds. When the drunk
begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls
him up. The preacher asked the drunk again, "For the
love of God, have you found Jesus?"


The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and
says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he
fell in?"

Lol!

I don't support blasphemy

Not necessarily - u need to see the funny side of the joke. . .

Nice 1 @poster, I like it!!

kk

niceeeeeeee!

cynthoney:

niceeeeeeee!

Your mouth like nice    - The yoke we i don post before .

honie,na me u dey yab?

cynthoney:

honie,na me u dey yab?

No babes - i just dey vex cause see how them spoil our 1-2-1 french romance . we suppose look for private joint to keep out the evaesdroppers

Anyway wetin dey happen for your side.

blacksta:

No babes - i just dey vex cause see how them spoil our 1-2-1 french romance .

Men!! See frustration o!

[/quote]we suppose look for private joint to keep out the evaesdroppers

Anyway wetin dey happen for your side. [quote]

erm. . .'ope you aren't referring to moi??

im still hurting from ur insults

anyway,notin mch dey happen for ma side

efe,wia vicks na?

y u dey waka alone?!!!

cynthoney:

honie,na me u dey yab?

If he is the honey then where is/are the bee/s

cynthoney:

im still hurting from your insults

anyway,notin mch dey happen for ma side

efe,wia vicks na?

y u dey waka alone?!!!

ok no vex . na just small frustration . i dey ok now
ok i go send plenty roses your side
just give me your details make i bombard u gifts

jokingmary:

If he is the honey then where is/are the bee/s

d bees r really close

mind hw close u come oh

d bees can be vicious to strangers

jokingmary:

If he is the honey then where is/are the bee/s

huh - where is your brain - abi bees chop am

blacksta:

huh - where is your brain - abi bees chop am

hehehe

cynthoney:

im still hurting from your insults

anyway,notin mch dey happen for ma side

efe,wia vicks na?

y u dey waka alone?!!!

I nor even know sef

blacksta:

huh - where is your brain - abi bees chop am

Your mouth sharp nor be small o!

okay, make I leave una 2 in peace (for now)

Efe comeback na public forum


henhen Cyhoney darling - I wan come france - make we have dinner ontop effifel tower

^^ Ontop Eiffel tower?

I reserve my original comment.

U just like to dey stress me - I don move on since

Me? Stress you? Abeg go check ya head for mental home.