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Jokes With Ezeudoye Samuel by Nobody: 10:18pm On Feb 13, 2017 |
Physics Teacher: “Isaac Newton was sitting under a tree when an apple fell on his head and he discovered gravity. Isn’t that wonderful?” Student: “Yes sir, if he had been sitting in class looking at books like us, he wouldn’t have discovered anything.” |
Re: Jokes With Ezeudoye Samuel by Nobody: 10:22pm On Feb 13, 2017 |
Two factory workers talking: Woman: “I can make the boss give me the day off.” Man: “And how would you do that?” Woman: “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling. Boss comes in: “What are you doing?” Woman: “I’m a light bulb.” Boss: “You’ve been working so much that you’ve gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off.” The man starts to follow her and the boss says: “Where are you going?” The man says: “I’m going home, too. I can’t work in the dark.” 1 Like |
Re: Jokes With Ezeudoye Samuel by Nobody: 10:24pm On Feb 13, 2017 |
A man talking to God: The man: “God, how long is a million years?” God: “To me, it’s about a minute.” The man: “God, how much is a million dollars?” God: “To me it’s a penny.” The man: “God, may I have a penny?” God: “Wait a minute.” |
Re: Jokes With Ezeudoye Samuel by Nobody: 10:26pm On Feb 13, 2017 |
A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, “Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn’t do.” The mother exclaimed, “But that’s terrible! I’m going to have a talk with your teacher about this … by the way, what was it that you didn’t do?” The little girl replied, “My homework.” Like: http://fb.com/Ezeudoyesamuel For more |
Re: Jokes With Ezeudoye Samuel by Nobody: 10:28pm On Feb 13, 2017 |
The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.” 1 Like |
Re: Jokes With Ezeudoye Samuel by marshalcarter: 10:42pm On Feb 13, 2017 |
Re: Jokes With Ezeudoye Samuel by Nobody: 6:01am On Feb 15, 2017 |
Teacher: Last night I had a dream that I ate a huge marshmallow. Student: And what happened next? Teacher: I woke up in the morning and found my pillow gone!!! |
Re: Jokes With Ezeudoye Samuel by Nobody: 6:33am On Feb 15, 2017 |
A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor: “Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology? The sailor said no to all his questions. Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy. After a while the boat started sinking. The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology? The professor said no. Sailor: “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology. |
Re: Jokes With Ezeudoye Samuel by Nobody: 8:59pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
A pastor was preaching about death to his congregation. He said, “One day, every member of this church is going to die!” Akpos, who sat in the front row laughed excessively at the pastor. The pastor repeated it. “I said, one day, every member of this church is going to die!” Again akpos laughed out loud. The irritated pastor asked Akpos, “Son, what’s so funny about that?” Akpos replied, “I’m not a member of this church!” 1 Like |
Re: Jokes With Ezeudoye Samuel by Nobody: 9:00pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
TEACHER: How many feet are there in a yard? AKPOS: It depends, if there are 3 people, then we have six feet. |
Re: Jokes With Ezeudoye Samuel by Nobody: 9:02pm On Feb 27, 2017 |
MADE IN NIGERIA ENGLISH. *ABEG DRESS BACK. *If I hear pim, u go hear weeen. *Have they BROUGHT light? *The FILM is SWEET *Pls help me SLOW that fan *Mummy HAVE come *I'll tell my daddy FOR YOU *Have you paid your school fees money? *See as you BAFF up *Put the bread inside LYLON *I strong KAKARAKA *Oya come and be going *I KUKUMA don't have your time *Shebi you have BB charger *See how her eye is entering my food *Did you see the sound of my ringtone? *I know you have come since bcoz I hear your perfume. *What is STRONG with you? *SHARAP your mouth. Oya add your own ...lets hv fun..Good morning Peepz |
Re: Jokes With Ezeudoye Samuel by SamzySamuel(m): 12:37pm On May 20, 2017 |
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Re: Jokes With Ezeudoye Samuel by SamzySamuel(m): 12:44pm On May 20, 2017 |
1. When you dump a girl from OSUN, she'll create a scene & disgrace you. 2. Dump a girl from CALABAR, she'll beat you & force you to love her again whether you like it or not. 3. Dump a girl from ABUJA, she'll cry day & night. 4.Dump a girl from BENIN, she'll bewitch you and you will wake up with boils on your face. 5. Dump a girl from ENUGU, she'll take your name & picture to shrine. 6. Dump a girl from IMO, she won't even notice it because she has so many sugar daddies. 7. Dump a girl from WARRI, she'll turn her bedroom to beer parlour & drink all sort of drinks until she gets high. 8. Dump a girl from LAGOS, she'll go round & sleep with all your friends. 9. Dump a girl from PORT HARCOURT, in 2 weeks' time she'll invite you to her wedding. 10. Dump a girl from ANAMBRA, she'll tempt your dad & become your stepmother. 11. Dump a girl from KANO, she'll report you to her dad in the army & you will marry her at gun point. 12. Dump an BORNO girl, she'll burn ur property & apologize. 13. Dump a BAYELSA girl, you'll see her the next day in ur house with your elder brother. 14. Dump a girl from KOGI, no need they have dumped you a long time ago. 15. Dump a girl from BENUE, am sorry you already have AIDS. Wetin I still dey reason be say na wetin go come happen if you dump a girl from ABA |
Re: Jokes With Ezeudoye Samuel by SamzySamuel(m): 12:52pm On May 20, 2017 |
Abeg Who funny Pass? 1. HAUSA man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi. 2. IGBO man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a bank account. 3. A YORUBA man who went to bed with a ruler just to know how long he slept. 4. A TIV man who watched the news and waved at the news news caster. 5. AN EFIK nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply because she forgot to give him sleeping pills. 6. AN IGALA man who lowered his TV volume because he wanted to read a text message.. 7. AN IKWERE man who polished his shoes to take a passport photo. 8. AN ISOKO man who climbed a mango tree to check if the mango was ripe enough then came down and started stoning it. 9. A FULANI man who chose to drink Fanta because he thought sprite was unripe. 10. A GWARI man who saw something that looked like shit, touched and tasted and said "Hmmm" na sh!t ooo!!! Thank God I no match am. 11. AN IDOMA man who put his radio inside the refrigerator because he wanted to listen to Cool FM. Who funny pass |
Re: Jokes With Ezeudoye Samuel by ricki: 6:36pm On May 20, 2017 |
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