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Don't Always Expect Bad News by kio052001(m): 12:13pm On Feb 15, 2017
in a BRT this morning heading towards CMS, just as we were about getting to Ojuelegba, the Busman announced "Barracks!!!" "Barracks!!!" "Barracks!!!" then "Stadium!!!" so know if he to avoid the traffic under the bridge
but then a lady corper, was doing a finishing touches to her face using her phone screen as a mirror and I notice it had a front camera with flash light, of course the screen must be 5.5" judging from the size, which I guessed was an Itel S31
she jumped up and pressed the bell and the Busman was kind of not sure was going on only for him to shout 'e bo lo waa' then another male corper replies saying stadium also pressing the bell, the two most have been carried away with what she was doing, finally both alighted at Stadium b/s safely,
Halaluyia somebody






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Re: Don't Always Expect Bad News by 0luwatope(m): 12:48pm On Feb 15, 2017
OP, have you taken your medcine today?
Re: Don't Always Expect Bad News by kio052001(m): 1:12pm On Feb 15, 2017
0luwatope:
OP, have you taken your medcine today?

Re: Don't Always Expect Bad News by iphielove: 4:22pm On Feb 15, 2017
the corper funny self, him self com follow dey look inside the phone screen

the Busman should have carried them to CMS
Re: Don't Always Expect Bad News by emmavis4u0052(m): 6:30pm On Feb 15, 2017
the op is right, itels31 fone is lovely
Re: Don't Always Expect Bad News by kio052001(m): 7:07pm On Feb 15, 2017
iphielove:
the corper funny self, him self com follow dey look inside the phone screen

the Busman should have carried them to CMS
babe if u had the Itel S31, trust me you will be blown away just like them
Re: Don't Always Expect Bad News by Martinez19(m): 1:49am On Feb 16, 2017
I sense the manifestation of weed. wink
Re: Don't Always Expect Bad News by kio052001(m): 4:08pm On Feb 17, 2017
Martinez19:
I sense the manifestation of weed. wink
weedi ke
I say d both corpers dey admire the Itel S31 she just bought and you turn am to weed,
God the watch u o
Re: Don't Always Expect Bad News by Akpevwe9: 10:20am On Feb 20, 2017
Itel S31 no go kill person grin grin
Re: Don't Always Expect Bad News by Oscarpraise(m): 10:22am On Feb 20, 2017
kio052001:

babe if u had the Itel S31, trust me you will be blown away just like them

Na so, I carry hand for the itel S31 phone
Re: Don't Always Expect Bad News by kio052001(m): 4:44pm On Feb 20, 2017
cool
Oscarpraise:

Na so, I carry hand for the itel S31 phone
Re: Don't Always Expect Bad News by iphielove: 11:18pm On Feb 24, 2017
grin
kio052001:

weedi ke
I say d both corpers dey admire the Itel S31 she just bought and you turn am to weed,
God the watch u o
Re: Don't Always Expect Bad News by kio052001(m): 5:21pm On Feb 25, 2017
undecided
Akpevwe9:
Itel S31 no go kill person grin grin
it won't trust, all it does is just, take selfies which one of the great functions of the Itel S31
Re: Don't Always Expect Bad News by iphielove: 10:45pm On Mar 16, 2017
OP it's the Itel S31 mobile phone because its cause a great stare wherever it is been operated

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