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It's No Longer Funny!!! by Finest641(f): 5:26pm On Feb 18, 2017
Guys I need your help im securing a job. I've tried everything yet nothing seem to work. I read Geology. I will really appreciate any help.
Re: It's No Longer Funny!!! by engrMikemd(m): 5:36pm On Feb 18, 2017
Re: It's No Longer Funny!!! by Cutehector(m): 12:01am On Feb 27, 2017
Finest641:
Guys I need your help im securing a job. I've tried everything yet nothing seem to work. I read Geology. I will really appreciate any help.
chai.. Just endure
Re: It's No Longer Funny!!! by Tizzyreal: 3:30am On Feb 27, 2017
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ONLINE JOBS
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Re: It's No Longer Funny!!! by OAUTemitayo: 4:03am On Feb 27, 2017
Finest641:
Guys I need your help im securing a job. I've tried everything yet nothing seem to work. I read Geology. I will really appreciate any help.
Go to fiverr.com.
Thank me later.

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Re: It's No Longer Funny!!! by praisegift(f): 8:50am On Feb 27, 2017
Oriflame Cosmetics in Nigeria are looking for serious minded people who are ready to distribute their products. They will register and serve as their Consultant in all the state of Nigeria. Benefits attached are limitless. Qualification not necessary because periodic online training will be given. We will support and guide you all through when you register. www.oriflame.com.ng For more information, call/whatsapp 09021336619
Re: It's No Longer Funny!!! by twosquare(m): 9:07am On Feb 27, 2017
Geology? shocked Issokay o..Most Geology guys I've heard their stories no dey work in relation to their discipline..many dey use leg waka street now...abeg find other things doing if job isn't forthcoming and don't concentrate on your discipline. Finest641

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