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Yes Sir. Infact I Put Starch by babatee126(m): 2:10pm On Feb 19, 2017
I was watching one American film
yesterday night with my Dad and Mum, as
we were watching the film,
.
a young boy of my age started romancing his girlfriend, they kissed each other and
when the guy's hand crossed the girl's
private part,
.
I looked straight at my dad and noticed
that his eyes had changed, then I focused my eyes more on the film even
though I knew my dad wanted me to
leave the parlour at once, I did not care.
.
They were still kissing, this time hotter,
then they both fell on the bed and the guy
was about to open the girl's bra.
.
My Dad looked at me with his red eyes
and shouted "have you ironed the car?"
. I was like.. Yes sir. Infact I put starch
Re: Yes Sir. Infact I Put Starch by dingbang(m): 2:12pm On Feb 19, 2017
grin
Re: Yes Sir. Infact I Put Starch by yomi007k(m): 2:14pm On Feb 19, 2017
grin

Ur mum will be like...like father, like son.
Re: Yes Sir. Infact I Put Starch by babatee126(m): 2:15pm On Feb 19, 2017
yomi007k:
grin
Ur mum will be like...like father, like son.
Arbi
Re: Yes Sir. Infact I Put Starch by dikeigbo2(m): 3:35pm On Feb 19, 2017
And you even parked it in the kitchen.....ya mumsy will be like...this my boy na jaguda grin grin grin

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