There was a church that had an invited minister who came to preach on a Sunday Service it was a marriage seminar and he talked a lot about unity in the family. As he preached on, he wanted to take a census of men in the congregation that are controlled by their wives. He told them all to come out and form two lines. Those that are controlled by their wives to be on one line while others to be on the second line.
To his amazement, all the men in the meeting were on the line of those controlled by their wives except one small bodied man from Calabar!

The Pastor told him, you must be a special man, tell us how are you doing it ?
Then he answered the man of God that it is his wife who was also in church that asked him to stay on the other line! And the whole church laughed!

LOL short men don't lie

its not d guys fault. sometime we dont understand english language

lol

But what can i say?

lol

:d

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