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Academy Tales by emmycool44: 4:43pm On Mar 08
Being a cadet has always been my dream,seeing officers all dressed up sparking clean and ozing of confidence,power and class spurred me into working hard to achieve my dreams.
failing on my first attempt did not deter my efforts as i worked harder towards attaining success on my second attempt.
combining my two hundred level work and reading for jamb and d NDAEE was not easy at all but my dreams and aspirations kept me going, I denied my self of sleep through out dat period.
my biggest fear was jamb wic I narrowly escaped with a score of hehehe, I no go talk am. d almighty NDAEE finally came, calculators were not allowed but dat was not a problem for as most questions were from deir compeduim.

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Re: Academy Tales by Nobody: 4:49pm On Mar 08
emmycool44:
Being a cadet has always been my dream,seeing officers all dressed up sparking clean and ozing of confidence,power and class spurred me into working hard to achieve my dreams.
failing on my first attempt did not deter my efforts as i worked harder towards attaining success on my second attempt.
combining my two hundred level work and reading for jamb and d NDAEE was not easy at all but my dreams and aspirations kept me going, I denied my self of sleep through out dat period.
my biggest fear was jamb wic I narrowly escaped with a score of hehehe, I no go talk am. d almighty NDAEE finally came, calculators were not allowed but dat was not a problem for as most questions were from deir compeduim.
continue sir,I'm following this thread
Re: Academy Tales by Dboy55: 5:00pm On Mar 08
Permission to fall in sir, oga continue
Re: Academy Tales by Papacypaul(m): 5:00pm On Mar 08
following bumper to bumper
Re: Academy Tales by emmycool44: 7:40pm On Mar 08
coming out of d exam hall I saw lots of frowned faces, an indication da d xam was not really easy and I knew dat d harder d exam was d lesser d competition.
happily I went home full of confidence dat I I'll definitely b shortlisted for d AFSB.
FASTFORWARD to April 15 2014
woke up to d news of being selected as successful into d 66rc of Nigerian defence academy, I couldn't b any happier but den my joy turned to sadness at d thought of d harsh and rigorous training dat was ahead,I had to come terms that my peace had been sold and days of freedom over, I was about to become a govt asset another weapon of death.

I resumed academy on d 27th of sept 2016, at d site of camouflage at gate I began to fret, deir faces were full of malice,injustice , sadness, bitterness and pains waiting to devour us.

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Re: Academy Tales by Nobody: 7:50pm On Mar 08
emmycool44:
coming out of d exam hall I saw lots of frowned faces, an indication da d xam was not really easy and I knew dat d harder d exam was d lesser d competition.
happily I went home full of confidence dat I I'll definitely b shortlisted for d AFSB.
FASTFORWARD to April 15 2014
woke up to d news of being selected as successful into d 66rc of Nigerian defence academy, I couldn't b any happier but den my joy turned to sadness at d thought of d harsh and rigorous training dat was ahead,I had to come terms that my peace had been sold and days of freedom over, I was about to become a govt asset another weapon of death.

I resumed academy on d 27th of sept 2016, at d site of camouflage at gate I began to fret, deir faces were full of malice,injustice , sadness, bitterness and pains waiting to devour us.
Sir what about afsb?

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Re: Academy Tales by Nobody: 7:53pm On Mar 08
emmycool44:
coming out of d exam hall I saw lots of frowned faces, an indication da d xam was not really easy and I knew dat d harder d exam was d lesser d competition.
happily I went home full of confidence dat I I'll definitely b shortlisted for d AFSB.
FASTFORWARD to April 15 2014
woke up to d news of being selected as successful into d 66rc of Nigerian defence academy, I couldn't b any happier but den my joy turned to sadness at d thought of d harsh and rigorous training dat was ahead,I had to come terms that my peace had been sold and days of freedom over, I was about to become a govt asset another weapon of death.

I resumed academy on d 27th of sept 2016, at d site of camouflage at gate I began to fret, deir faces were full of malice,injustice , sadness, bitterness and pains waiting to devour us.
I've ordered for likes sir

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Re: Academy Tales by Nobody: 7:54pm On Mar 08
lalasticlacla come and see
Re: Academy Tales by UniQuegrACE(f): 7:58pm On Mar 08
lol.
academy I don suffer

academy I don die.

lol

academy I don suffer

academy I don die.

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Re: Academy Tales by UniQuegrACE(f): 8:00pm On Mar 08
lol. academy I don suffer academy I don die
Re: Academy Tales by Nobody: 8:02pm On Mar 08
UniQuegrACE:
lol. academy I don suffer academy I don die
Academy is for only strong mind
Re: Academy Tales by UniQuegrACE(f): 8:04pm On Mar 08
nnamdi1998:
Academy is for only strong mind
lol, I know, have been there before , so I know what it's all about , OK?
Re: Academy Tales by Nobody: 8:11pm On Mar 08
UniQuegrACE:
lol, I know, have been there before , so I know what it's all about , OK?
Are you a cadet??
Re: Academy Tales by emmycool44: 8:45pm On Mar 08
nnamdi1998:
Sir what about afsb?
its academy tales AFSB not included

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Re: Academy Tales by emmycool44: 8:50pm On Mar 08
[quote author=UniQuegrACE post=54399192] lol, I know, have been there before , so I know what it's all about , OK? [/quote
wat course sir,
Re: Academy Tales by Nobody: 8:56pm On Mar 08
emmycool44:
its academy tales AFSB not included
ok sir
Re: Academy Tales by tobhykillz: 8:57pm On Mar 08
Emmycool..continue bro I dey feel u
Re: Academy Tales by emmycool44: 9:32pm On Mar 08
we resumed at d NDA old site,prep wingers were asigned to us.
I was first tested for Ebola at d gate den proceeded to check my NDA number and battalion.
oboy I don die was d thought dat filtered through my head,mind,soul even my ghost was scared wen I saw Mogadishu battalion, oh d dreaded zone, AKA animal battalion,I was brought back to reality by a slap on my neck, I turned to c a smallish female cadet,in my mind I was lyk if to say na town we dey u for don die 2day. she told me to hi pot my bag,wat is this one saying I thought to my self den she said dis foolish clown carry ur bag on ur head and run insyd.I was able to complete my registration and bank account opening @ d drill shed. that bastard carry ur bag and hunch (frog jump) forward, we hunched dat even d academy frogs were hailing, claping and impressed. our bags in our room, den off to mess to eat at least Dats wat we were told, we all collected our food made to salute it den we were given 10 seconds to eat chai na only water I drink sef.
night came and I finally understood y hell was often represented by darkness....
TBC
Please don't mynd my blunders na let my people go I get for English. h

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Re: Academy Tales by Nobody: 10:13pm On Mar 08
emmycool44:
we resumed at d NDA old site,prep wingers were asigned to us.
I was first tested for Ebola at d gate den proceeded to check my NDA number and battalion.
oboy I don die was d thought dat filtered through my head,mind,soul even my ghost was scared wen I saw Mogadishu battalion, oh d dreaded zone, AKA animal battalion,I was brought back to reality by a slap on my neck, I turned to c a smallish female cadet,in my mind I was lyk if to say na town we dey u for don die 2day. she told me to hi pot my bag,wat is this one saying I thought to my self den she said dis foolish clown carry ur bag on ur head and run insyd.I was able to complete my registration and bank account opening @ d drill shed. that bastard carry ur bag and hunch (frog jump) forward, we hunched dat even d academy frogs were hailing, claping and impressed. our bags in our room, den off to mess to eat at least Dats wat we were told, we all collected our food made to salute it den we were given 10 seconds to eat chai na only water I drink sef.
night came and I finally understood y hell was often represented by darkness....
TBC
Please don't mynd my blunders na let my people go I get for English. h
10 seconds to eat?I don die

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Re: Academy Tales by oldfoolnigger(m): 11:09pm On Mar 08
Wow! this is the kind of post i want...tanx emmy and pls make it a bit lengthy next time

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Re: Academy Tales by oldfoolnigger(m): 11:12pm On Mar 08
nnamdi1998:
10 seconds to eat?I don die
Thought my eyes were playing pranks on me When i saw that
Re: Academy Tales by emmycool44: 10:48pm On Mar 11
oh my balls, could not feel dem any more, d effect of d water been poured on us with d freezing weather, den I overheard d prep wing commander instructing dat we remain dere till 3am, mehn four more hours, my body was already stiff, well I thought dat was d worst dat could happen until we were taken to charge through academy gutters and tunnel.
CLOWNS!!!, SIR!, CLOWNS!, CLOWNS!, SIR!, SIR!, MAY YOUR DAYS BE ROUGH IZ DAT CLEAR!, YES SIR, MALICE AND INJUSTICE SHALL BE YOUR FOOD IZ DAT CLEAR! YES SIR, for my mynd na back to sender I dey talk, if only dey could read my mind, hehehe.
finally we were released by 4am to goan and freshen up, but by 4:20 we were chased out 4 muster parade, mehn d life no b here o. c me wey been dey university with my 3.77CGPA ,ladies man,fynest and fresh looking niggur looking like rags and dejected, make my babe no c me lyk die o then a thunderous slap landed on my neck followed by helmet on my head, dat moment I started believing dat d stars dat tom and jerry sees were true cos I was seeing star. I bet you dat d way we were even kintatunte would pity us. we were confused dat even if a lady were to b Unclad we no go knw wetin to do with am....



LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT LEFT!!! morning drill no breakfast, dinner sef dem no give us, na to die remain but death sef dey do us yanga, oya faint naw but I was not lucky enough to faint unlike my other course mate. izzorite...........

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Re: Academy Tales by Nobody: 10:54pm On Mar 11
emmycool44:
oh my balls, could not feel dem any more, d effect of d water been poured on us with d freezing weather, den I overheard d prep wing commander instructing dat we remain dere till 3am, mehn four more hours, my body was already stiff, well I thought dat was d worst dat could happen until we were taken to charge through academy gutters and tunnel.
CLOWNS!!!, SIR!, CLOWNS!, CLOWNS!, SIR!, SIR!, MAY YOUR DAYS BE ROUGH IZ DAT CLEAR!, YES SIR, MALICE AND INJUSTICE SHALL BE YOUR FOOD IZ DAT CLEAR! YES SIR, for my mynd na back to sender I dey talk, if only dey could read my mind, hehehe.
finally we were released by 4am to goan and freshen up, but by 4:20 we were chased out 4 muster parade, mehn d life no b here o. c me wey been dey university with my 3.77CGPA ,ladies man,fynest and fresh looking niggur looking like rags and dejected, make my babe no c me lyk die o then a thunderous slap landed on my neck followed by helmet on my head, dat moment I started believing dat d stars dat tom and jerry sees were true cos I was seeing star. I bet you dat d way we were even kintatunte would pity us. we were confused dat even if a lady were to b Unclad we no go knw wetin to do with am....



LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT LEFT!!! morning drill no breakfast, dinner sef dem no give us, na to die remain but death sef dey do us yanga, oya faint naw but I was not lucky enough to faint unlike my other course mate. izzorite...........
please continue
Re: Academy Tales by omotijani007: 11:21pm On Mar 11
Following you bumper to bumper
Re: Academy Tales by emmycool44: 11:37am On Mar 12
someone is copying my post and pasting it on fb without out my permission and I regard it as impersonation, my nnamdi take note.
Re: Academy Tales by Nobody: 12:29pm On Mar 12
emmycool44:
someone is copying my post and pasting it on fb without out my permission and I regard it as impersonation, my nnamdi take note.
I'm the one sir.It won't happen again,don't be angry......I'm going to delete it
Re: Academy Tales by Dboy55: 1:49pm On Mar 12
oga sir sorry
Re: Academy Tales by emmycool44: 8:49pm On Mar 12
oga @ d top decided to switch on d sun, hitting us hard to our bone marrows, we were finally allowed to go and breakfast/lunch and surprisingly we were allowed to eat enough not knowing dat d worse is coming. we filled out and den frog jump asin a distance of 3.2km men, wen I got up my legs were as light as paper as I could not feel dem. evening endurance came as a relieve to us, we were happy and our morales were high.
we got back and started reciting d NDA valour system and we were also taught our battalion anthem
MOGADISHU CHAMPION BATTALION, MOGADISHU LOYALTY AND VALOUR, MOGADISHU SHALL YIELD TO NOTHING, SHALL REIGN,SHALL REIGN SHALL REIGN, WE SHALL STRIVE TO WIN MORE VICTORY, WE SHALL ALWAYS BE VICTORIOUS, d rest I jus dey chew mouth dey go,no knowing I was being watched ,d guy jus smiled and nodded.
we slept well dat night buh we woke up by 3am for chikapa,

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Re: Academy Tales by Dboy55: 7:55pm On Mar 14
oga emmycool ur boy dae follow u

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Re: Academy Tales by emmycool44: 6:35pm On Mar 15
av been receiving email notifications from various pple but I can't access my mail.u can mssg me on WhatsApp 07014221168

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Re: Academy Tales by Nobody: 6:42pm On Mar 15
Oga sir please continue the story
Re: Academy Tales by emmycool44: 7:32pm On Mar 15
back home back home back home where I blong, it won't b long, fit up fit up let's go, mama can't u c,wat d army has done to me but it won't be long,fit up fit up let's go.
I used to drive my limousine, now am hunching everywhere but it won't b long, fit up fit up let's go.


we sang with high morale as d days turned to weeks and to months, we av survived so far,some with broken body parts and some with scars dat I'll remain forever.
Morale!! hail Morale!! hail
December where u dey o,December where u dey o December, I want to c my mama December,where u dey o December.

we were in a happy mood as December was fast approaching but still seemed like forever.
camp initial on our mind, as we braced up hoping to win it for our battalion and it was going to b our first tym away from d academy and our snrs.
camp initial not easy,first night we had to navigation through a forest in kawra village and pick up marks at various points where we would b counted and our riffles accounted for. new terrain and all we had was our personal weapons, compass and maps for navigation. d exercise lasted from 1200hrs to academy, we were back at base,we arrived third,mehn d beating we received from our officers ba,if for bta say na boko haram catch us. lol.
we eat breakfast by 0600 hrs, boiled egg,bread and tea,one good tin bout academy is good training condition as in welfare, our food is always rich and satisfying b it in d bush or in academy. I forgot to mention dat Mogadishu is food (can we) battalion,na us eat pass and train pass.
we were done eating and waiting for our next briefing, grid points were given to us to plot our bearing on d map. 28km was d total distance to b covered,we parked water and our junk foods so as to renew strength. 6km into d journey we began to to dispose our food as to become lighter but den we became hungry, thirsty, and tired finally we reached a gutter oboy we drink d water like dat o, re we not africans, e no fit kill us na, well were second to return to camp.
days passed and various activities completed, it was den d last day which was a 34km race to b completed in 3hrs, dat is d first battalion to av 80 cadets back within d tym wins.
to b continued.

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