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L.M.A.O by Scorpio(f): 12:32am On Dec 09, 2005
Bob and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital
swimming pool, Bob suddenly jumped into the deep end.
He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the
bottom and pulled Bob out.


When the Director of Nursing became aware of Edna's
heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be
discharged from the hospital, as she now considered
her to be mentally stable.


When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I
have good news and bad news. The good news is you're
being discharged; since you were able to rationally
respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life
of another patient, I have concluded that your act
displays soundness of mind. The bad news is that Bob,
the patient you saved, hanged himself in his bathroom
with the belt to his robe right after you saved him.

I am so sorry, but he's dead."



Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there

to dry. So how soon can I go home?"
Re: L.M.A.O by kenflavor(m): 1:03am On Dec 09, 2005
hahahahah, I like that cheesy
Re: L.M.A.O by christyne(f): 3:59pm On Dec 09, 2005
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Nice one
Re: L.M.A.O by sweetnini(f): 5:14pm On Dec 09, 2005
i still love that joke anytime i here it
nice one..
Re: L.M.A.O by Rolly: 5:58pm On Dec 09, 2005
i like that cheesy cheesy
Re: L.M.A.O by bagoma(f): 1:56am On Dec 10, 2005
cheesy cheesy cheesy
funny. cheesy
Re: L.M.A.O by nike4luv(f): 2:56am On Dec 10, 2005
duhhhhhhh..haha grin
Re: L.M.A.O by Ikwikwikwi(m): 4:04pm On Nov 12, 2010
good one dear
Re: L.M.A.O by sylve11: 9:05pm On Nov 12, 2010
tight! grin cool
Re: L.M.A.O by Nobody: 9:23pm On Nov 12, 2010
cool
Re: L.M.A.O by Exponental(m): 10:04pm On Nov 12, 2010
i love this
Re: L.M.A.O by StudioCFR(m): 12:21am On Nov 13, 2010
Me too

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