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The Jewerly by MisthaEndowed01(m): 1:05pm On Mar 10, 2017 |
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family
when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies
come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and
says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and
get married. One night they go into their bedroom,
they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks
puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the
daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s
how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to
comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I
came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your
mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry,
my dear. Jewelry.” |
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