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Hilarious Football Vs Sex Joke by LarryBeryl(m): 7:49pm On Mar 15, 2017 |
FOOTBALL VS SEX ! ! . 1. Going to your boyfriend or Girlfriend without being invited = Offside. . 2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the sameday = Free kick. . 3. Condom = Defender. . 4. Abortion = Red card. . 5. Condom breaks = Penalty. . 6. A girl with a lot of energy = Captain. . 7. Having sex without condom = Own goal. . 8. Taking a lot of time without coming back = man of the match. . 9sexing three girls in one day = Hat-trick. . 10. Having sex with your Ex = Friendly match. . 11. Eight years of sex without getting a child = Arsenal. . 12. After two rounds and you request for more = Extra time. . 13. Taking it gently when having sex = Fair play. . 14. Biting your girlfriend's nipples = Suarez. . 15. Two legs on the shoulder = Throw in. . 16. Asking her ''how do you want it?" = Taking instructions from the touchline. . 17. A lady using pills after sex and later she still gets pregnant =Defensive error. . 18. A girl getting pregnant = Gooooal. . 19. Having sex with your girlfriend and your mum opens the door = Injury. . 20. A guy who pregnanted the lady = Active striker. . 21. A girl telling you to stop = Yellow card. . 22. You and your girlfriend break up in your love relationship = Game over. . HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Add yours |
Re: Hilarious Football Vs Sex Joke by Airborne02(m): 8:12pm On Mar 15, 2017 |
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Re: Hilarious Football Vs Sex Joke by Richardabbey(m): 9:47pm On Mar 15, 2017 |
can someone narrate d story for me ?? |
Re: Hilarious Football Vs Sex Joke by LarryBeryl(m): 10:11pm On Mar 15, 2017 |
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Re: Hilarious Football Vs Sex Joke by Richardabbey(m): 2:49pm On Mar 16, 2017 |
Re: Hilarious Football Vs Sex Joke by seunny4lif(m): 4:42pm On Mar 16, 2017 |
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