FOOTBALL VS SEX ! !
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1. Going to your boyfriend or Girlfriend without
being invited = Offside.
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2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the
sameday = Free kick.
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3. Condom = Defender.
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4. Abortion = Red card.
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5. Condom breaks = Penalty.
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6. A girl with a lot of energy = Captain.
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7. Having sex without condom = Own goal.
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8. Taking a lot of time without coming back = man of the match.
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9sexing three girls in one day = Hat-trick.
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10. Having sex with your Ex = Friendly match.
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11. Eight years of sex without getting a child = Arsenal.
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12. After two rounds and you request for more = Extra time.
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13. Taking it gently when having sex = Fair play.
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14. Biting your girlfriend's nipples = Suarez.
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15. Two legs on the shoulder = Throw in.
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16. Asking her ''how do you want it?" = Taking
instructions from the touchline.
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17. A lady using pills after sex and later she still gets pregnant =Defensive error.
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18. A girl getting pregnant = Gooooal.
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19. Having sex with your girlfriend and your mum
opens the door = Injury.
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20. A guy who pregnanted the lady = Active striker.
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21. A girl telling you to stop = Yellow card.
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22. You and your girlfriend break up in your love
relationship = Game over.
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can someone narrate d story for me ??