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If Chelsea Fc Was Human by Footiehound89(m): 10:52am On Mar 17, 2017
Chelsea have topped the league for a while now and haven't shown any signs of easing their grip on top spot. This is dedicated to them

If Chelsea FC was human, Antonio Conte would be a major player in the 'CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM'! Performing duo functions as a brain and spinal cord. Carrying out his responsibilities and laying down the tactical blueprint for success with signals being transmitted by him like a neurone from the touchline to ensure his boys leave the pitch with maximum points. He would also serve as a spine as he would provide motivational support for the team in winning, drawing or losing situations through his tactical awareness and tactical decisions to save the day.

Roman Abramovich and the Chelsea Board would be the ‘CIRCULATORY SYSTEM’. Providing financial support. Making key decisions at the top, providing and distributing funds in an orderly manner in wages and salaries for the smooth running of the Club.
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Chelsea’s defense would be the ‘EXCRETORY SYSTEM’. Neutralizing and expelling waste in the form of opposition attacks and goals week in, week out throughout the season which if not checked or countered, would bring about chaos and hamper the clubs ambitions.

The central and defensive midfielders would be the ‘DIGESTIVE SYSTEM’. Protecting......

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