NIGERIA IS SECOND TO NONE.
Only in Nigeria .
*Na only for Naija you go see fish inside "MEAT PIE".
*Na only for Naija we dey count money after we withdraw am from ATM because we no even trust ATM machines.
*Na only for Naija PHCN dey say:-Win a
brand new GENERATOR if you pay your NEPA bill.
*Na only for Naija people dey horn for traffic light make e quick change from Red to Green...
*Na only for Naija Pharmacy dey sell Coke, Recharge Card, Chin chin, Puff puff and beer. Wetin you no see for Naija, you no fit see am
anywhere in d world.
*Na only for naija you go see one person dey use Bold5, X3, Ipad2 and Nokia N8 all at once while his/her mother dey sell groundnut for Junction.
*Na only for Naija, you go see mad man dey control traffic, people wey get sense they obey.
*Na only for Naija, you go see native doctor dey use laptop connected with MTN modem. Maybe they are now consulting the spirits online.
*Na only for naija u go see a man selling a book from street to street that says "HOW TO MAKE MONEY WITHOUT STRESS". I wonder why him no read d book.
I salute Nigerians....
Naija no dey carry last..
Just laugh out that stress joor!

Cc paiz

Please moderators of this forum, permanent site things for more "laughs".
Cc lalasticlala, Mynd44, Ishilove, Marpol, Semid4lyfe, Obinoscopy

for nairaland jokes ain't somfin you push to FP...threads like pple certificate, snakes,otobo the mad woman, exotic cars, bicycle for 12million naira, graphic ritualist, etc


but mods make una shift am go fp make we laff

op very nice