[quote] As we all know that it's the duty of every father to protect her daughter and shield her from immoralities, waywardness, premarital sex and help shape her future. But then, some fathers are very stringent and overprotective, and below are the ways they react when guys visit their daughters.

1. They Publicly Embarrass Their Daughter's Boyfriend

Some fathers are very strict that they can't hide the fact that it irks them seeing their daughters having a one-on-one conversation with a guy, and when they do so, they will assault the guy with objects like koboko, broken bottle, firewood, belt, etc; especially if the man is a paramilitary officer. I (Tosyne2much) has once been a victim of this assault when my ex girlfriend's dad molested me with koboko and left me with scars.

2. They Stay glued to the Sitting Room Listening to their Conversations

Some of them can be very lenient to allow you into their sitting room but will pretend to be watching a TV programme while they're very attentive to the conversation between you and their daughter. Even if they're at the verge of defecating, toilet will be the last thing on their minds due to the fear that any attempt to leave you one-to-one with their daughter can make you corner her into her bedroom and quickly shine her congo. The best topic you can discuss to portray a good image is talk about education, building a career and how to make heaven.

3. They Threaten You with Police

While some of them will gently walk you out by giving reasons why they don't welcome male visitors, some of them will do that in insidious manner. The moment you walk into their compound and asks after their daughter, the next thing they do is embarrass and threaten you with police and kirikiri and will show you the way out of their compound

4. They Interrupt and troop in their choice Topic during your Conversation with their Daughters

In a bid to know your intellectual capacity, they will find a way to interrupt and troop in their own choice of topic just to know whether a dumb skull has been brought home. They will engage you into political discussion by asking you whether you think APC is capable of taking Nigeria to the promise land, or whether it's ideal for Fayose to be eating wrapped fufu in public places.

5. They Interrogate You with Offensive Questions

Some of them can go as far asking questions that Chevron or Shell may not even ask you during job interviews. They might ask where you work, your monthly salary, whether you own a car or live in a face-to-face apartment. This reminds when I visited a lady and her father asked for my CGPA and I humbly told him it was currently at 1.25 and that I was studying tirelessly towards increasing to at least 1.80 before my graduation. He ordered me (Tosyne2much) out of their house, telling me that they don't embrace dumb heads as visitors.

6. They ask You to Sit alone on a Single/Plastic Chair

This sounds very funny but I can assure you that this happens especially when the father is a religion fanatic. He might just ask you to sit on a single or plastic chair so that there would be no body contact between you and his daughter.

7. They don't Invite You to the dinning table

When the dinning table is set, they will walk straight there without inviting you to join them. This is just to send signals to you that he doesn't like you, so that you will shamefully walk out of the house.

8. They begin to Nag unnecessarily

Some of them may not want to embarrass nor walk you out but they will begin to nag unnecessarily even when situation does warrant nagging. This is done to make you feel uncomfortable so that you can walk out.

9. They Intimidate You with money

They begin to talk about how they can't give their daughter a hand in marriage a broke guy. They will talk about their friend's son who works in Central bank and has been asking for their daughter's hand in marriage just to make the boyfriend feel less of a man. This is the way the temper with the self esteem of broke guys like us so that we can lose interest in their daughter.

10. They release their Dogs when they spot you at the gate

When her has warned you several times to stop coming to look for his daughter and you fail to listen, he will buy aggressive dogs and whenever he spots you at the gate he will beckon on the gate man to quickly release the dogs and let them play around the compound.

I drop my pen at this juncture

Feel free to add yours

Written by: Hon. Tosyne2much

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Source: http://www.tosyne2much.com/2017/03/10-obnoxious-ways-nigerian-fathers-act.html

FTC

...I have punished the guy below me on 2 different attempts

Fathers can sometimes be over protective on their daughters. In the past, I visited my ex-girlfriend house and when her father saw me, he squeezed his face like someone who just ate bitter leaf. Despite the fact that I prostrated with my clean clothes on their dirty compound floor, this man gave me one terrible look. I requested if I can see his daughter and the next thing was he let loose the already angry artesian dog barking to the heavens as if I am an armed robber. It is that day I get to know one can do the impossible. I never knew I had already flew the 10ft fence of their house until I miraculously found myself at the other side of it.

Lol,who gave you the honourable title?....Dont worry ,you will soon re-experience all what you posted.

HONOURABLE.......Smh

Wetin you find go there sef?

My Dad ehn

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He will be. Forming James Bond like say I be virgin.

Kondomatic:
Wetin you find go there sef?

Wetin you sef dey find go dia?

Adepeter26 abeg show face

Wetin you sef find go the daughter's house?

TosynE wetin you wan do for your house

Visit these men when you're ready to discuss "Marriage" and you'll be welcomed. No Nigerian father would be happy entertaining boyfriends of their daughters...some of these girls and boys don't have respect for the father figures in their homes.

You dare not bring a boy to my father that he's your bf. That day you go tell am who born you.

You may not believe this but I know of a case where a young man, a student visited this girl(a course mate) at her parents home. While he was waiting patiently for the girl in their sitting room, the dad emerged. He sat quietly opposite the youngman and engaged him in a few question and answer session which the young man represented himself very well.
The girl's dad being impressed with his intelligence and focus, told him this :" young man, from my brief interaction with you, you seem like an intelligent boy who knows where he is going in life, for your own good, stay away from my daughter, she will derail you. She is a bad influence and I would give you this advise as if you are my son, that girl will be a bad influence on you. Avoid her for your own good".

That advise made waves in our hostel back then(over 15 years ago). The girl then was rotten then anyway.

them go dey gv u one corner-coner look.

kimbra:
Visit these men when you're ready to discuss "Marriage" and you'll be welcomed. No Nigerian father would be happy entertaining boyfriends of their daughters...some of these girls and boys don't have respect for the father figures in their homes.

You dare not bring a boy to my father that he's your bf. That day you go tell am who born you.

My dad will even arrest me ,his daughter.

Nigerians fathers ,i respect them.

Fmartin:
them go dey gv u one corner-coner look.

E don happen to u before.

eyeview:
You may not believe this but I know of a case where a young man, a student visited this girl(a course mate) at her parents home. While he was waiting patiently for the girl in their sitting room, the dad emerged. He sat quietly opposite the youngman and engaged him in a few question and answer session which the young man represented himself very well.
The girl's dad being impressed with his intelligence and focus, told him this :" young man, from my brief interaction with you, you seem like an intelligent boy who knows where he is going in life, for your own good, stay away from my daughter, she will derail you. She is a bad influence and I would give you this advise as if you are my son, that girl will be a bad influence on you. Avoid her for your own good".

That advise made waves in our hostel back then(over 15 years ago). The girl then was rotten then anyway.

Are you kidding me?....i like that type father.

sexybbstar:


My dad will even arrest me ,his daughter.

Nigerians fathers ,i respect them.

Nigerian fathers, I like them. They know what the boys are like, they were once boys, so the need for their over protective attitude.

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bunmiano:
FTC

You snatched the FTC from me......God is looking at you,continue.

LAFO:
My Dad ehn

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He will be. Forming James Bond like say I be virgin.

SMH!!

Everybody in your street knows already!!

sexybbstar:

E don happen to u before.

yes, when i accompany my friend

99% correct

11 they prepare cameroun pepper mixed with yam water nd devil's beans,waiting for u to turn up


but as a sharp guy,wetin me wan find go girl house


Abeg,make she roll over come ma crib

sexybbstar:


You snatched the FTC from me......God is looking at you,continue.

Follow me back

Then come have the FTC

eyeview:
You may not believe this but I know of a case where a young man, a student visited this girl(a course mate) at her parents home. While he was waiting patiently for the girl in their sitting room, the dad emerged. He sat quietly opposite the youngman and engaged him in a few question and answer session which the young man represented himself very well.
The girl's dad being impressed with his intelligence and focus, told him this :" young man, from my brief interaction with you, you seem like an intelligent boy who knows where he is going in life, for your own good, stay away from my daughter, she will derail you. She is a bad influence and I would give you this advise as if you are my son, that girl will be a bad influence on you. Avoid her for your own good".

That advise made waves in our hostel back then(over 15 years ago). The girl then was rotten then anyway.

Hahahahahaha ... Unto Prophecy tinz

I recall a guy from my church came to our house to "see" my younger sister... I simply told him that he is not welcomed in our house...




I was also embarrassed by my ex's Mom when I visited her (even though the woman in question liked me)... I guess karma played out

TonyeBarcanista:
I recall a guy from my church came to our house to "see" my younger sister... I simply told him that he is not welcomed in our house...

I was also embarrassed by my ex's Mom when I visited her (even though the woman in question liked me)... I guess karma played out

Hope you were not poured hot water?

tosyne2much:
Hope you were not poured hot water?

My brother, water would have been better... the strong words she used ehn made me feel like the ground should open for me to go in.

...Some fathers are very strict...aja mo Omo ti e fun lomu,o Mon todun Oya kimole.......na so some fathers go dey behave like say na them go marry their daughters...

tosyne2much:
Wetin you sef dey find go dia?

Adepeter26 abeg show face

Finally, you don drop am. Ma read am.

Modified.. .
You never disappoint. Always on point. But that ya number two point no be here OOO.