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Can You Slap Your Friend For $2,000,000 by lacemose(m): 4:38pm On Mar 30, 2017
this question made me cry, not for emotions but I cried because I wished it actually true and how I will design my friend with slaps...
www.sundayjoe.com/2017/03/can-you-slap-your-best-friend-for.html

Re: Can You Slap Your Friend For $2,000,000 by delishpot: 4:42pm On Mar 30, 2017
I go slap myself join.

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Re: Can You Slap Your Friend For $2,000,000 by sexy74(m): 4:44pm On Mar 30, 2017
I will give him a hotter slap then make him rich.
Re: Can You Slap Your Friend For $2,000,000 by Sunnymatey(m): 4:59pm On Mar 30, 2017
Very well afterall him go follow me chop the cash.

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Re: Can You Slap Your Friend For $2,000,000 by blackboy(m): 5:02pm On Mar 30, 2017
Who won't? It's your friend not lion
Re: Can You Slap Your Friend For $2,000,000 by psucc(m): 5:21pm On Mar 30, 2017
Slap? Wetin dey dier Even if that slap go land am for hospital na d money we go carry solve our problem together.

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Re: Can You Slap Your Friend For $2,000,000 by ikp120(m): 5:22pm On Mar 30, 2017
Slap am wella and give am 5% of the loot, just like Federal government. grin grin grin grin
Re: Can You Slap Your Friend For $2,000,000 by freesinzu(m): 5:31pm On Mar 30, 2017
He would beg me to slap him cool

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Re: Can You Slap Your Friend For $2,000,000 by phintohlar(f): 5:35pm On Mar 30, 2017
Infact over slap,if she tall pass me sef i go beg her make she come down to my level make d slap 4 enter well
Re: Can You Slap Your Friend For $2,000,000 by Oxster(m): 7:53pm On Mar 30, 2017
I wont online slap ,,,i will beat,,fight including very 1 ,,,her papa mama,,abeg wey de money??
Re: Can You Slap Your Friend For $2,000,000 by psucc(m): 9:36pm On Mar 30, 2017
Even my friend will be happy I took the wise decision to slap him.
Re: Can You Slap Your Friend For $2,000,000 by Nobody: 9:25pm On Mar 31, 2017
I'll call bois 4 am
Re: Can You Slap Your Friend For $2,000,000 by BBBlaze: 7:01pm On Apr 01, 2017
dey say “d heart of man is desperately wicked, above all things, who can know it”...is this the love you claim or confess to your friend?...well i dont blame anyone because the bible rightly warned us earlier before now that “on the last days, the love of many will wax cold, men will be lovers of themselves and money, instead of God”...
i know say even if na gun, una no go hesitate to kill una friends for the money...issorite!!...kwantinu! theris God
Re: Can You Slap Your Friend For $2,000,000 by Friedyokes: 11:29pm On Apr 02, 2017
BBBlaze:
dey say “d heart of man is desperately wicked, above all things, who can know it”...is this the love you claim or confess to your friend?...well i dont blame anyone because the bible rightly warned us earlier before now that “on the last days, the love of many will wax cold, men will be lovers of themselves and money, instead of God”...
i know say even if na gun, una no go hesitate to kill una friends for the money...issorite!!...kwantinu! theris God
omo nah joke oh ...so as u dae even if dem tell u Mae u slap ur friend for 2mill$ u go start dae quote bible
Re: Can You Slap Your Friend For $2,000,000 by BBBlaze: 10:05am On Apr 03, 2017
Friedyokes:
omo nah joke oh ...so as u dae even if dem tell u Mae u slap ur friend for 2mill$ u go start dae quote bible
i wont my friend! instead i will tell him to take my position ...wit dat d sin will b on his head
Re: Can You Slap Your Friend For $2,000,000 by Swegzfreak: 10:08am On Apr 03, 2017
BBBlaze:

i wont my friend! instead i will tell him to take my position ...wit dat d sin will b on his head

Which kind talk be this for this early momo?

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Re: Can You Slap Your Friend For $2,000,000 by Friedyokes: 10:10am On Apr 03, 2017
BBBlaze:

i wont my friend! instead i will tell him to take my position ...wit dat d sin will b on his head
Sin?
How is that a sin? Sha everyones got his own interpretation of the bible

Me since he is MY FRIEND if i slap am give am like $1000 im go tell me mah slap anoda one

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