hello pals i want to share a prank of mine 2day that went all wrong....
coming out this morning i decided i'll have to pull a public stunt
in remembering April fools day
i entered a bus and decided to seat @ the conductors' seat
on getting to a junction in when the passenger in front seat alighted
from the bus and some other passenger boarded
i placed my Hand close to the area where the door will be jammed
and when the passenger jammed the door i pretended as if my
finger was jammed with the door.... i was screaming *open*
*open* *open* as many times as i couldn't remember
the passenger and the conductor was frightened as they where
struggling to get the door open...
after they manage to open the door
i started laughing and told them APRIL FOOOOOOOL
the conductor was angry by the tell on his face
some passengers were laughing while some was
hissing and sighing
the passenger in front showed a sign of relief
the conductor now instructed me to leave my seat
and get in the back which i did sharp sharp....
i humbled my self and pretend as if i didn't hear the
other passengers as they murmured about me
this is where the story got interesting
anoda passenger was about to board the bus just b4
my junction, and decided to seat at the conductors' seat
(which is close to the front door, since we are close to the last b/s)
the guy i prank earlier was alighting the bus and
when he jammed the door
the new passenger fingers was actually on the door
he was screaming and pleading *open* *open*
(same way i was screaming earlier)
the guy i prank earlier just hissed and left
the conductor didn't even pay him any attention
the passengers was just laughing (as in na who he wan fool)
me i was just smiling and saying to mysef (i don already do am)
until the guy started crying (lyk real tears)
was when a passerby hurriedly opened the door
and was shouting at us [esp the conductor]
as why we were laughing
the victim just bent down and was wallowing in pain
(as any of us wuld hv done, if it were us)
that was when everybody started blaming me
that is sitting in the back
i was lyk na my fault no be April fault.
i felt my prank was LEGENDARY....
WHO AGREEES

OP i know youre lying for AFRICA at the olympics but CONTINU as it was a good read...and besides you might make a good story teller...no jokes about that.

Thanks.... for the honesty