A pastor met one of his church members and the following ensued between then;
Pastor: Hello brother stephen, how are you?
Brother Stephen: I am shinning in the Lord
Pastor: Wow, we thank God. Brother have you read your bible today?
Brother Stephen: No Pastor
Pastor: Why brother?
Brother Stephen: Pastor, it's because of the weather ooo
The pastor fainted!
Jesus answered, "It is written: 'Man shall not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God.'" (Matthew 4:4)
If you havent studied your bible today please do now!!