THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW YOU F**KED UP... MY VERSION

1. You had a big house in the city and a beautiful girlfriend like Ms Happiness, and she treats you like you're the only one that matters.
Then you have 6 other side chicks who you flunt around with among your guys.
Until one called you up saying she might be pregnant...
Now you're alone and crying; inside, you're slowly dying.
Cause the four others just gave you positive results.
GUY, THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW YOU F**KED UP...

2. You were the man in college; got first class from English department.
And had more zeroes in your bank account than all the Matrix coding
Then you indulge into gambling...
Betting away all your savings...
The landlord just took your keys coz you cant pay your rent.
Now you're back in your mama's basement.
LAPO police are now your new best friends
BROS, THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW YOU F**KED UP

3. You had it going for you; moved out to FCT
Then you started moving with big boys saying they'll help later.
Then they starts influencing you.
Got lost in drugs, drinks and women...
Now you're unemployed and your love for cocaine destroyed you
So now we're back in the village!
THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW YOU F**KED UP!!!

4. You used to be the big spender, taking your card to every dinner
Showing off to your girlfriend's best friends
Just to make them wish they were with you
You don't wanna go to the club but the pressure got you out
Now the table is full and you're the only one that has his ATM card...
Everybody Snapchat the bottles and you're sweating like oh nah nah...
Then you paid with all your savings and forgot to save some cash for your girlfriend's birthday tomorrow...
CHAIRMAN, THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW YOU F**KED UP!!!

5. You're out there praying for meal everyday
But your pastor is on holiday abroad
In your small salary, your still manage to pay your tithe
And you're praying to God for a better house
Man of god dey chop
But you're out there looking for more chiz
While your pastor is getting on Forbes list
Now you got a land opportunity and went to him
He said there is no money, and you should understand.
But his new Toyota Highlander 2017 landed the next day
CHILD OF GOD, THAT'S HOW YOU KNOW YOU F**KED UP!

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