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If God Was A Road Safety Officer... by AutoJoshNG: 10:54am On Apr 16, 2017 |
If God was a Road Safety officer how many times would you have been fined for; 1. Parking your Life wrongly 2. Over loading it with lusts of the flesh or pleasures of the world 3. Not carrying your Fire Extinguisher always (Bible) 4. Over Speeding (ahead of God's plan) 5. Driving without a Licence (Holy Spirit) 6. Not observing the traffic lights (Commandments) 7. Forgetting to put on your seat belt (Prayer) Happy Easter Sunday. https://autojosh.com/god-road-safety-officer/ Lalasticlala Mynd44 Ishilove Marpol Semid4lyfe Obinoscopy
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Re: If God Was A Road Safety Officer... by YourImaginaryBF: 10:56am On Apr 16, 2017 |
Tch |
Re: If God Was A Road Safety Officer... by hopefulLandlord: 11:01am On Apr 16, 2017 |
Booked |
Re: If God Was A Road Safety Officer... by Davash222(m): 11:22am On Apr 16, 2017 |
Thank God, God is not a Road safety Officer. |
Re: If God Was A Road Safety Officer... by hahn(m): 11:24am On Apr 16, 2017 |
If god was a road safety officer 1) You will get burnt in eternity for parking wrongly 2) You will be able to have slaves who help you push your car whenever you have engine or tire issues 3) You will not need a car to drive because everything is by "faith" 4) There will be lots of accidents because of it's incompetence 5) It will only arrest people who use horses and chariots as it has not upgraded it's heavenly fleet 6) It will give the devil full authority to cause accidents while they both gamble on who can scream "I love god" right before a major accident 7) You will need an ark during rainy season especially on Nigerian roads Traffic regulations would be 2,000 years old 9) There would be different translations of the book of traffic regulations 10) Drivers will need to pay 10% of their monthly salary for no reason 11) People will still die of road accidents because it is not known to prevent accidents 12) It will expect you to praise it's name even when you are the only survivor of the accident among 14 or more other passengers 13) There will be total chaos on the road because it doesn't exist 3 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: If God Was A Road Safety Officer... by CatfishBilly: 12:07pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
hahn:And you killed me 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: If God Was A Road Safety Officer... by leofab(f): 1:06pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
Okay |
Re: If God Was A Road Safety Officer... by obonujoker(m): 1:10pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
[quote au I see you as an attention seeker... coz I don't think you have what it takes to oppose your creator... cc: hahn |
Re: If God Was A Road Safety Officer... by hahn(m): 3:19pm On Apr 16, 2017 |
obonujoker: Your attention is valuable. I will use it to buy chin chin 1 Like |
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