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Why Did I Get A Divorce? by spartan50(m): 3:25pm On Apr 16, 2017
Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I goin to the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling,"SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked...
Re: Why Did I Get A Divorce? by Freewoman(f): 4:21pm On Apr 16, 2017
spartan50:
Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I goin to the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling,"SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked...

SPARTAN50 IMAGINATION........................ IT WILL NEVER COME KEEP DREAMING
Re: Why Did I Get A Divorce? by spartan50(m): 5:59pm On Apr 16, 2017
Freewoman:


SPARTAN50 IMAGINATION........................ IT WILL NEVER COME KEEP DREAMING
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