The promises of Yahweh in the bible, so many. The fulfilment of those promises, so microscopic and nonexisting. Why?

I think he has a sugar-coated mouth. He's promised too much than he can do.

So it's ideal to label him an Omni-impotent god because human to human have done far better than him/it.


Suggest other names for him: As for me, I call him/it d OMNI-IMPOTENT god. Add yours:


Lordcenturion, Hopefullandlord, Promise01, Muafrika2, Hahn, Hardmirror, Seun, Akintom, 4kings, Jacksonville, Junia, Smallville, Felixmor, Jonnydon22

You must be a joke.

MhizTenderly:
You must be a joke.

The joke is on Yahweh, the god of incompetence

If god was a staff in your company you would have fired it by now based on it's incompetence

hahn:


The joke is on Yahweh, the god of incompetence

If god was a staff in your company you would have fired it by now based on it's incompetence

Will you keep quiet .

MhizTenderly:
Will you keep quiet .

Yahweh's actions and 'inactions' varies with time and geography (different dispensations).

......For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, saith the LORD. For as the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways, and my thoughts than your thoughts. - Isaiah 55:8-9

-Peace.

geoworldedu

What do I have to do with this folly

Please tag like minded, short circuited Nairalanders when you loose your mind and feel like being vain.

Muafrika2:
geoworldedu

What do I have to do with this folly

Please tag like minded, short circuited Nairalanders when you loose your mind and feel like being vain.

see painment

CandidSeeker:
Yahweh's actions and 'inactions' varies with time and geography (different dispensations).

......For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, saith the LORD. For as the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways, and my thoughts than your thoughts. - Isaiah 55:8-9

-Peace.

of course human thinking faculty is better than Yahweh's low-brained thinking faculty

MhizTenderly:
You must be a joke.

Yahweh= joke welcome

God no be apologist o.

Worship God come rain come shine.
Shine Una go de jollificate (na Una effort do am no shaking).

Rain Una go begin they abuse everybody (na person de do u) including the Creator ( which kain God be dis self)

I remember the rain some weeks back. When thunder sounded. I no fit hear for few seconds. Fear catch me I begin shake, I immediately without hesitation remember my Creator.

That was probably God whispering to an Angel to give us rain o.

Origin:
God no be apologist o.

Worship God come rain come shine.
Shine Una go de jollificate (na Una effort do am no shaking).

Rain Una go begin they abuse everybody (na person de do u) including the Creator ( which kain God be dis self)

I remember the rain some weeks back. When thunder sounded. I no fit hear for few seconds. Fear catch me I begin shake, I immediately without hesitation remember my Creator.

That was probably God whispering to an Angel to give us rain o.

And who told you that the OP doesn't believe in God? He didn't say that God is omni-impotent, or did he? Check thread well before you talk. He's only talking about yahweh, one of the children of God.

Origin:


I remember the rain some weeks back. When thunder sounded. I no fit hear for few seconds. Fear catch me I begin shake, I immediately without hesitation remember my Creator.

That was probably God whispering to an Angel to give us rain o.

Hahn, Wilgrea7, Realmindz, now here is the reason why Suarez bites people. Ordinary thunder, the poster is so scared. The consciousness of hell is making my people fear. To worsen it all, she is calling thunder(the sound made when electrical charges strike themselves) the voice of God whispering to an Angel in this modern day? She should have lived during the time of the ancient Kenyans.

otemanuduno:

, , now here is the reason why Suarez bites people. .

this is the meme you're looking for

Wilgrea7:

this is the meme you're looking for

LOL... You know I hardly use memes.

geoworldedu:
see painment

See joker. Call people like this one above

Muafrika2:

See joker. Call people like this one above

U haven't answered the question whether Yahweh is omni-impotent or not

geoworldedu:
U haven't answered the question whether Yahweh is omni-impotent or not

God is omnipotent. All powerful. God over all other gods, power behind all other powers and the force behind all other forces. He created yours and Otems gods.

Muafrika2:


God is omnipotent. All powerful. God over all other gods, power behind all other powers and the force behind all other forces. He created yours and Otems gods.

why would an all powerful God be jealous!! who is he jealous off??

Muafrika2:


God is omnipotent. All powerful. God over all other gods, power behind all other powers and the force behind all other forces. He created yours and Otems gods.

Yes, Atum the god of Otem and Yahweh your god are created by God, according to Otem. I am not asking if the creator of Yahweh and Atum is omni-impotent. I'm only asking whether Yahweh, the creation of God is omni-impotent or not. So answer and stop beating about the bush.

branhampaul:
why would an all powerful God be jealous!! who is he jealous off??

pls ask for me o.

branhampaul:
why would an all powerful God be jealous!! who is he jealous off??

Whats wrong with jealousy?

Muafrika2:

Whats wrong with jealousy?

One gets jealous of a person who he considers to be on a higher level than him..

branhampaul:
One gets jealous of a person who he considers to be on a higher level than him..

And a husband with a wife who also doubles up as a prostitute?

Muafrika2:

And a husband with a wife who also doubles up as a prostitute?

What exactly is yahweh jealous of?

geoworldedu:


What exactly is yahweh jealous of?

Your prostitution with other gods.

Muafrika2:

Your prostitution with other gods.

yahweh is sick. How can ge be accusing me of prostitution which I didn't commit. May the thunder of amadioha strike him and paralyse him. Mtchew.

Otem says and I quote 'Yahweh is still in his spiritual prison'

geoworldedu:
Otem says and I quote 'Yahweh is still in his spiritual prison'

It's the fact.

OtemAtum:
It's the fact.

i trust u

Hmm

It's foolishness considering the thoughts posed by a book completed some 2000 years ago while part of it even dated older than that in this our high-tech and computer jet age,but wait a minute what are those promises that you knew of consisting in the book? Can you please mention just a few so that we all feel the amusement? Perhaps it's those reading the documents that are confused due to the high level of wisdom of the author!