Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,154,757 members, 7,824,171 topics. Date: Saturday, 11 May 2024 at 02:26 AM

Smoking Is Prohibited - Jokes Etc - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / Smoking Is Prohibited (695 Views)

When You Pray For A Hot Smoking Wife (photo) / Hilarious: After Smoking Warri/oyo Weed Before Going On Stage / Hilarious Photo: Effect Of Smoking Weed Before Class (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply)

Smoking Is Prohibited by bilms(m): 6:10pm On Jan 04, 2010
A man was smoking Huqqah (a traditional cigarre) with a 2 meter long pipe.
Friend:Why are you smoking huqqah with such a long pipe?
Man:I am trying to keep away from smoking,



What a confidence


A hypothetical situation where 20 CEOs board an airplane and are told that
the flight that they are about to take is the first-ever to feature
pilotless technology: It is an uncrewed aircraft. Each one of the CEOs is
then told, privately, that their company's software is running the
aircraft's automatic pilot system. Nineteen of the CEOs promptly leave the
aircraft, each offering a different type of excuse.

One CEO alone remains on board the jet, seeming very calm indeed. Asked why
he is so confident in this first uncrewed flight,

he replies :

"If it is the same software that is developed by my company's IT systems department, this plane won't even take off." !!!!

That is called Confidence!!!
Re: Smoking Is Prohibited by krama(m): 6:17pm On Jan 04, 2010
Cool grin
Re: Smoking Is Prohibited by clemcykul(f): 1:54pm On Jan 05, 2010
arrant nonsense *smokes hard*

(1) (Reply)

Dumbness Works / Crack Ya Ribs! / Selling To Nigerians

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 7
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.