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Smoking Is Prohibited by bilms(m): 6:10pm On Jan 04, 2010 |
A man was smoking Huqqah (a traditional cigarre) with a 2 meter long pipe. Friend:Why are you smoking huqqah with such a long pipe? Man:I am trying to keep away from smoking, What a confidence A hypothetical situation where 20 CEOs board an airplane and are told that the flight that they are about to take is the first-ever to feature pilotless technology: It is an uncrewed aircraft. Each one of the CEOs is then told, privately, that their company's software is running the aircraft's automatic pilot system. Nineteen of the CEOs promptly leave the aircraft, each offering a different type of excuse. One CEO alone remains on board the jet, seeming very calm indeed. Asked why he is so confident in this first uncrewed flight, he replies : "If it is the same software that is developed by my company's IT systems department, this plane won't even take off." !!!! That is called Confidence!!! |
Re: Smoking Is Prohibited by krama(m): 6:17pm On Jan 04, 2010 |
Cool |
Re: Smoking Is Prohibited by clemcykul(f): 1:54pm On Jan 05, 2010 |
arrant nonsense *smokes hard* |
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