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Make Me An Uncle! by galatico(m): 8:52am On Jan 26, 2007 |
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged in the room holding their newborn baby. "Stop! You can't do this!" exclaimed the brother. "And why not?" asked Stan. "Don't you want to have a beautiful baby someday like my wife and I have here?" Stan said nothing. The brother grew impatient, "C'mon Stan, I want a nephew. Stan, make me an uncle." Stan couldn't take it anymore. He gave his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asked his brother, "You're SURE you want a nephew?" "Yes," the brother replied. "It would be an honor!" "Well congratulations, you're holding him!" |
Re: Make Me An Uncle! by iice(f): 8:56am On Jan 26, 2007 |
Ouch |
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