Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,153,436 members, 7,819,590 topics. Date: Monday, 06 May 2024 at 06:36 PM

How To |use The Atm. - Jokes Etc - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Entertainment / Jokes Etc / How To |use The Atm. (896 Views)

Man Covers ATM With His Cloth: Where Is This Guy From? / When Someone Takes Your Position In A Queue And The ATM Swallow His Card / When Deliverance Is Needed To Get Your Mastercard Out From The ATM (2) (3) (4)

(1) (Reply)

How To |use The Atm. by ogorluv(m): 2:59pm On Jan 26, 2007
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Because the ATM is new in Nigeria, a lot people don't know how to use it properly, here are hints on how to use it depending on gender,

HIS

1. Pull up to ATM

2. Insert card

3. Enter PIN number and account

4. Take cash, card and receipt



HER

1. Pull up to ATM

2. Check makeup in rearview mirror

3. Shut off engine

4. Put keys in purse

5. Get out of car because you're too far from machine

6. Hunt for card in purse

7. Insert card

8. Hunt in purse for wrapper with PIN number written on it

9. Enter PIN number

10. Study instructions for at least 2 minutes.

11. Hit "cancel"

12. Re-enter correct PIN number

13. Check balance

14. Look for envelope

15. Look in purse for pen

16. Make out deposit slip

17. Endorse checks

18. Make deposit

19. Study instructions

20. Make cash withdrawal

21. Get in car

22. Check makeup

23. Look for keys

24. Start car

25. Check makeup

26. Start pulling away

27. STOP

28. Back up to machine

29. Get out of car

30. Take card and receipt

31. Get back in car

32. Put card in wallet

33. Put receipt in checkbook

34. Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook

35. Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook

36. Check makeup

37. Put car in gear, reverse

38. Put car in drive

39. Drive away from machine

40. Travel 3 miles

41. Release parking brake
Re: How To |use The Atm. by Mystique(f): 3:15pm On Jan 26, 2007
How many times will you guyz post this same joke. . . . . . . ?? undecided

(1) (Reply)

Ponderings / Joke / A Gay Man

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 10
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.