A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the
pharmacist,
"Hello, could you give me condom. I'm going to my girlfriends
for dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!"
The pharmacist gives him the condom and as the young man is going out;
he returns and says,
"Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very
cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative
manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it
lucky there too."
The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving
he turns back and says,
"Go on, give me one more condom because my
girlfriend's mum is still pretty cute and when she
sees me she always makes eyes, and since she invited
me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a
move!

During dinner, the young man is sitting with his
girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the
mum facing him. When the dad gets there, the boy
lowers his head and starts praying,
"Dear Lord, bless this dinner and Thank you for all you give us."
A minute later the boy is still praying;
"and Thank you Lord for your kindness."
Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others
look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even more
surprised than the others.
She gets close to the boy and says in his ear,
"I didn't know you were so religious."
The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad
was a pharmacist!
SO, BE WARNED

good for you greedy fool. if i was 2 be the man i will cut off hjs head.
but 4 the joke its cool

heard dis joke to many times kinda bores me now