Two brothers were waking in the bush, one of the brother said: 'Bros, me i de go take those mangos from the that tree', and the other one replied : 'ok meet me here because i want shit!'. So the brother went and climbed on the tree, then he started eating the mangos one by one,he almost ate everything until the last one. But when he wanted to take it, the mango told him:" ah ah so me too u wnt chop me"! So he ran and went to see his brother and told him:" Broda Broda, mango de talk", his brother then answered:" Na because mango de talk, u de run like dat"! He then stood up, to close the hole full of shit and then his shit told him:" If na u, u no go run?!!" !

I nor go even carry last sef

Last ke? i dey mad

U dey ask me? Abeg go one side make i go buy fuel jor