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| Got A Better Option? by BoldTint(f): 6:57pm On May 09, 2017 |
10pm. A man slapped me. No, not my face, my "bumbum". I didn't see who it was before I turned to scream at him, probably return the slap. But, when I turned, I saw that he was really high (drunk) and I was guessing he'd do higher things if I "try" myself. He smiled at me and then winked. Formed a "o" with his hand and placed his index finger in it. He kept sliding his finger in and out, in and out. "Baby, mo like e gan. Gdnjsubdgjzkmabsg iyawo mi" he said in a whisper. Oghene biko o!!! Where's this thunder when you need it? Ehn. I shuddered, swallowed my words, held my tiny hand in mid-air and changed my angry facial expression to a surprised one, not because I was scared, I only realized i'd given my life to Christ, and walking away was a peaceful option.
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| Re: Got A Better Option? by whizpa(m): 7:23pm On May 09, 2017 |
Lost in translation. 1 Like |
| Re: Got A Better Option? by Millypink(f): 7:26pm On May 09, 2017 |
whizpa: Lost in connection 1 Like |
| Re: Got A Better Option? by BoldTint(f): 7:28pm On May 09, 2017 |
whizpa:  1 Like |
| Re: Got A Better Option? by whizpa(m): 7:40pm On May 09, 2017 |
Millypink: Lol 2 Likes |
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