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wise women keep their homes by Feranchek(m): 11:19am On May 10, 2017
My husband told me that he was
going for two weeks seminar
abroad.
Then I later discovered that my
husband was with another
woman in the next street.
I went there and found my
husband with the woman. I left
and went back home without
saying anything.
Two days after, my husband
came back home and went
straight to the bedroom. Five
minutes later when i did not see
him in the living room, i went in
only to see him packing his
clothes.
Me: Honey what are you doing.
Husband: I am packing out of
this house.
Me: But why?
Husband: If you were the one
caught with another man, I
would have sent you packing.
But now that you have caught
me, I deserve the same
punishment. So I want to punish
myself by packing out.
Me : (i quickly knelt down) Honey,
no need to punish yourself. I
have forgiven you already.
Husband: Really, you should let
me serve my punishment.
Me: (i unpacked the load) There
is no need. The Bible tells us to
forgive one another.
Talking to myself.... ( 'yeye' man,
he is looking for excuse to go
and stay with that woman
permanently, for where? Look,
you can't dodge your
responsibilities oo. Na me and
you go take care of the five
children we have)
Lesson: Wise women keep their
homes.

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