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In the 'molue' by goodguy(m): 7:43pm On Dec 11, 2005
One day in Lagos, in the public transport commonly called "MOLUE", a certain bad odour emanated from an unknown passenger. As the oduor was spreading, the other passengers started passing comments and curses on the person that produced that odour:

"E no go beta for di person... ";

" U go die young o..."

and all that.

After the wailing died down, an elderly man stood up, cleared his throat and said:

"I belched, all of you are raining curses on me, now its time for me to fart!"
Re: In the 'molue' by Rolly: 4:56pm On Dec 13, 2005
whoa!!!! that one will stop the bus ke! wink cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: In the 'molue' by lexyflexy(m): 11:11am On Dec 14, 2005
na wa ooooooooooooo ......... the Molue for enter d water wey dey 3rd Mailland Bridge grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: In the 'molue' by Oracle(m): 4:39am On Dec 03, 2007
Holy Jesus.
Stop the bus
Re: In the 'molue' by Migines(m): 7:34am On Dec 03, 2007
Burn d bus.
Re: In the 'molue' by brimbrack(m): 7:44am On Dec 03, 2007
plug the old man's butt hole!
Re: In the 'molue' by topeteadr(m): 8:30am On Dec 03, 2007
Damn.
Who da hell would that be.
Re: In the 'molue' by saucekid(m): 11:46am On Dec 03, 2007
ituen
Re: In the 'molue' by benjay1(m): 1:35pm On Dec 03, 2007
Na those kind mess dey give pesin by force bald head. DAMN !!!!
Re: In the 'molue' by Nobody: 2:02pm On Dec 03, 2007
na wa o
the next thing to do is to
recire psalm 23
Re: In the 'molue' by oloksman1(m): 3:21pm On Dec 03, 2007
I just dey wonder,
What if the guy mess,na hin be say Hiroshima nagasaki don happen again for inside that molue be that oo
the next thing na to pay last respect.
Re: In the 'molue' by aristole(m): 5:28pm On Dec 03, 2007
simple.call on pastors like t tb or better still oyakhilome
Re: In the 'molue' by clemcykul(f): 2:22pm On Dec 04, 2007
fart shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: In the 'molue' by benjay1(m): 2:31pm On Dec 04, 2007
@clemcykul We know you are good @ farting no dey show your talent anyhow naaa.
Re: In the 'molue' by clemcykul(f): 3:29pm On Dec 04, 2007
lol grin grin grin grin farting aint bad grin grin
Re: In the 'molue' by Migines(m): 9:10am On Dec 05, 2007
It brings out the best in u. If u dont fart, sciencĀ£ believes dat ur mind will be dirty.
Re: In the 'molue' by benjay1(m): 11:20am On Dec 05, 2007
Prof MIgs (phd) and FART specialist, speaking
Re: In the 'molue' by lexyflexy(m): 2:31pm On May 21, 2009
Migines:

It brings out the best in u. If u dont fart, sciencĀ£ believes dat ur mind will be dirty.

U attend UNIMESS abi? grin

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Re: In the 'molue' by romsky: 2:53pm On May 21, 2009
no he bagged a phd in messiology
Re: In the 'molue' by lexyflexy(m): 2:56pm On May 21, 2009
No wonder

@ romade
na d same school U sef go?
Re: In the 'molue' by romsky: 3:01pm On May 21, 2009
not really but we wia professional colleagues in Fartiology
Re: In the 'molue' by lexyflexy(m): 3:07pm On May 21, 2009
I leave two of una inside God hand, make una no go mess the one wey go make NLanders begin fear login to NL sha grin
Re: In the 'molue' by romsky: 3:21pm On May 21, 2009
seems u r a learned colleague of fartiologists
Re: In the 'molue' by lexyflexy(m): 3:37pm On May 21, 2009
emi at iwo ko grin
Re: In the 'molue' by romsky: 3:41pm On May 21, 2009
stale denial
Re: In the 'molue' by lexyflexy(m): 3:42pm On May 21, 2009
Na U get Ur mouth romade grin
Re: In the 'molue' by romsky: 3:46pm On May 21, 2009
e b lyk say u ruff my name
Re: In the 'molue' by lexyflexy(m): 3:47pm On May 21, 2009
na beans, e sound like somethin wey dey make me laugh
Re: In the 'molue' by romsky: 3:51pm On May 21, 2009
dats gud
Re: In the 'molue' by sylve11: 4:12pm On May 21, 2009
of u cool
Re: In the 'molue' by romsky: 4:44pm On May 21, 2009
say e sabi make unnecessary noise
Re: In the 'molue' by sylve11: 5:45pm On May 22, 2009
noise maker indeed cool

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