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In the 'molue' by goodguy(m): 7:43pm On Dec 11, 2005 |
One day in Lagos, in the public transport commonly called "MOLUE", a certain bad odour emanated from an unknown passenger. As the oduor was spreading, the other passengers started passing comments and curses on the person that produced that odour: "E no go beta for di person... "; " U go die young o..." and all that. After the wailing died down, an elderly man stood up, cleared his throat and said: "I belched, all of you are raining curses on me, now its time for me to fart!" |
Re: In the 'molue' by Rolly: 4:56pm On Dec 13, 2005 |
whoa!!!! that one will stop the bus ke! |
Re: In the 'molue' by lexyflexy(m): 11:11am On Dec 14, 2005 |
na wa ooooooooooooo ......... the Molue for enter d water wey dey 3rd Mailland Bridge |
Re: In the 'molue' by Oracle(m): 4:39am On Dec 03, 2007 |
Holy Jesus. Stop the bus |
Re: In the 'molue' by Migines(m): 7:34am On Dec 03, 2007 |
Burn d bus. |
Re: In the 'molue' by brimbrack(m): 7:44am On Dec 03, 2007 |
plug the old man's butt hole! |
Re: In the 'molue' by topeteadr(m): 8:30am On Dec 03, 2007 |
Damn. Who da hell would that be. |
Re: In the 'molue' by saucekid(m): 11:46am On Dec 03, 2007 |
ituen |
Re: In the 'molue' by benjay1(m): 1:35pm On Dec 03, 2007 |
Na those kind mess dey give pesin by force bald head. DAMN !!!! |
Re: In the 'molue' by Nobody: 2:02pm On Dec 03, 2007 |
na wa o the next thing to do is to recire psalm 23 |
Re: In the 'molue' by oloksman1(m): 3:21pm On Dec 03, 2007 |
I just dey wonder, What if the guy mess,na hin be say Hiroshima nagasaki don happen again for inside that molue be that oo the next thing na to pay last respect. |
Re: In the 'molue' by aristole(m): 5:28pm On Dec 03, 2007 |
simple.call on pastors like t tb or better still oyakhilome |
Re: In the 'molue' by clemcykul(f): 2:22pm On Dec 04, 2007 |
fart |
Re: In the 'molue' by benjay1(m): 2:31pm On Dec 04, 2007 |
@clemcykul We know you are good @ farting no dey show your talent anyhow naaa. |
Re: In the 'molue' by clemcykul(f): 3:29pm On Dec 04, 2007 |
lol farting aint bad |
Re: In the 'molue' by Migines(m): 9:10am On Dec 05, 2007 |
It brings out the best in u. If u dont fart, sciencĀ£ believes dat ur mind will be dirty. |
Re: In the 'molue' by benjay1(m): 11:20am On Dec 05, 2007 |
Prof MIgs (phd) and FART specialist, speaking |
Re: In the 'molue' by lexyflexy(m): 2:31pm On May 21, 2009 |
Migines: U attend UNIMESS abi? 1 Like |
Re: In the 'molue' by romsky: 2:53pm On May 21, 2009 |
no he bagged a phd in messiology |
Re: In the 'molue' by lexyflexy(m): 2:56pm On May 21, 2009 |
No wonder @ romade na d same school U sef go? |
Re: In the 'molue' by romsky: 3:01pm On May 21, 2009 |
not really but we wia professional colleagues in Fartiology |
Re: In the 'molue' by lexyflexy(m): 3:07pm On May 21, 2009 |
I leave two of una inside God hand, make una no go mess the one wey go make NLanders begin fear login to NL sha |
Re: In the 'molue' by romsky: 3:21pm On May 21, 2009 |
seems u r a learned colleague of fartiologists |
Re: In the 'molue' by lexyflexy(m): 3:37pm On May 21, 2009 |
emi at iwo ko |
Re: In the 'molue' by romsky: 3:41pm On May 21, 2009 |
stale denial |
Re: In the 'molue' by lexyflexy(m): 3:42pm On May 21, 2009 |
Na U get Ur mouth romade |
Re: In the 'molue' by romsky: 3:46pm On May 21, 2009 |
e b lyk say u ruff my name |
Re: In the 'molue' by lexyflexy(m): 3:47pm On May 21, 2009 |
na beans, e sound like somethin wey dey make me laugh |
Re: In the 'molue' by romsky: 3:51pm On May 21, 2009 |
dats gud |
Re: In the 'molue' by sylve11: 4:12pm On May 21, 2009 |
of u |
Re: In the 'molue' by romsky: 4:44pm On May 21, 2009 |
say e sabi make unnecessary noise |
Re: In the 'molue' by sylve11: 5:45pm On May 22, 2009 |
noise maker indeed |
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