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Different Tribes And Their Reaction To Be Suicide Bombers! by mamazita1(f): 10:40pm On Jan 10, 2010
A member of Al-Queda once approached some nigerians to be suicide bombers and these were their reactions:

The Yoruba man requested that he throws a big party on the plane, sprays dollars but he then ran away as soon as the plane has landed without the bomb, failing to detonate it. The Ibo man would collect the bomb but would re-sell it in the same Yemeni pple and keep the money before coming back to Nigeria! The Niger-Deltaman will first hold the person who give him the bomb hostage, then he will collect de ransom and return the man and his bomb to his pple! But Aboki,aboki, aboki, he can even open the window and fly out of the plane with the bomb.kai!!! grin
Re: Different Tribes And Their Reaction To Be Suicide Bombers! by Kunbee: 10:54pm On Jan 10, 2010
it is not that funny undecided
Re: Different Tribes And Their Reaction To Be Suicide Bombers! by Nobody: 4:40am On Jan 11, 2010
mamazita!:

A member of Al-Queda once approached some nigerians to be suicide bombers and these were their reactions:

The Yoruba man requested that he throws a big party on the plane, sprays dollars but he then ran away as soon as the plane has landed without the bomb, failing to detonate it. The Ibo man would collect the bomb but would re-sell it in the same Yemeni pple and keep the money before coming back to Nigeria! The Niger-Deltaman will first hold the person who give him the bomb hostage, then he will collect de ransom and return the man and his bomb to his pple! But Aboki,aboki, aboki, he can even open the window and fly out of the plane with the bomb.kai!!! grin
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Why art thou yabbin Aboki liki that eh? grin
Re: Different Tribes And Their Reaction To Be Suicide Bombers! by Ben13: 9:46am On Jan 11, 2010
lol
Re: Different Tribes And Their Reaction To Be Suicide Bombers! by kodylicky(f): 10:02am On Jan 11, 2010
:d :d :d
Re: Different Tribes And Their Reaction To Be Suicide Bombers! by studio43(m): 10:04am On Jan 11, 2010
Burns down thread
Re: Different Tribes And Their Reaction To Be Suicide Bombers! by clemcykul(f): 12:15pm On Jan 13, 2010
why dont u first shave ur bla bla bla before burning the thread aint u scared about ur bla bla bla catching fire while the thread is burning?
Re: Different Tribes And Their Reaction To Be Suicide Bombers! by D1KeleVra(m): 12:54pm On Jan 13, 2010
provides gas to burn thread. . . lots of it smiley
Re: Different Tribes And Their Reaction To Be Suicide Bombers! by Kunbee: 7:14am On Feb 06, 2010
I want that to so happen cheesy
Re: Different Tribes And Their Reaction To Be Suicide Bombers! by DAVE5(m): 4:43pm On Feb 07, 2010
@ poster .u r twisted.u dont even understand ur own joke
Re: Different Tribes And Their Reaction To Be Suicide Bombers! by dani1luv: 4:45pm On Feb 07, 2010
^^ cheesy
Re: Different Tribes And Their Reaction To Be Suicide Bombers! by Mojibola(m): 8:08am On Feb 08, 2010
Now, dt is very funny!
Re: Different Tribes And Their Reaction To Be Suicide Bombers! by romsky: 10:36am On Feb 08, 2010
Abokis don dey vex
Re: Different Tribes And Their Reaction To Be Suicide Bombers! by kodylicky(f): 10:41am On Feb 08, 2010
oya oo show ya selves All ye Abokis grin grin grin tongue
Re: Different Tribes And Their Reaction To Be Suicide Bombers! by D1KeleVra(m): 10:45am On Feb 08, 2010
sad
Re: Different Tribes And Their Reaction To Be Suicide Bombers! by Kunbee: 12:45am On Feb 09, 2010
sad
Re: Different Tribes And Their Reaction To Be Suicide Bombers! by kodylicky(f): 8:48am On Feb 09, 2010
why the sad face?
Re: Different Tribes And Their Reaction To Be Suicide Bombers! by Kunbee: 1:05am On Feb 10, 2010
Because D1 is sad

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