Wonders they say, will never end in this world.

In a case where a man is being accused of murdering his girl-friend and the court anxiously waiting for him to come up with a credible form of defending himself, he comes up with the most unexpected line of defence – that it was his huge penis that killed his girl-friend during an MouthAction session!

Mr. Richard Henry Patterson who is 65 years old, who was standing trial in a court in Florida in the United States for killing his girl-friend even went as far as asking the court for permission to allow him “present his penis” as proof that the lady in question choked to death while performing MouthAction on him.

Can you beat that?

Mr. Patterson even went as far as naming a former Broward County medical examiner, Dr. Ronald Wright, as an expert witness who can testify that the death of his lover (Francisca Marquinez) was caused by what he described as

“accidentally sexually asphyxiated during MouthAction.”

Ken Padowitz – lawyer for the accused, urged the court to grant the application because it is key to his defence and could prove that the lady in question died while engaged in consensual sexual activity.


http://uneekomunikations.com/wp/uneekomunikations-how-the-size-of-a-mans-penis-resulted-in-girl-friends-death/

Can someone share this post with the woman who was complaining of how small her husband joystick is?

Death by big cassava

All of the slay queens out there yearning for big cassava to should come and read this ooo...


I no wan dey see obituary upandan.

Cassava dey kill now

Three gbosa for baba