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Police Dey Read Bible by gbolex(m): 8:52pm On Jan 29, 2007
POLICE DEY READ BIBLE ?

On Lagos-Ibadan express road when a Pastor met a team
of policemen who, quite naturally, wanted 'something'
from him.

Since he was not prepared to play their games, they
asked for his papers and having combed through
everything without any offence with which to nail the
'stubborn' pastor, they now asked him to open the
bonnet of his car.

A careful scrutiny of the engine number against what
was on paper revealed that letter U was written in
such a way that it could be mistaken for letter V.

That was all the officer-in-charge needed to shout
"stolen vehicle!
Sensing trouble,
even when he knew he committed no
offence, the pastor called the OC to say he was a
priest to which the officer replied :

"Please, leave that pastor thing, in any case, if you
are indeed a pastor, then you must have a Bible in
your car, bring it."

The Pastor did as was commanded after which the
officer now ordered:

"Please read Matthew 5:25, 26 to me". The incredulous
Pastor opened to the recommended passage and read:

"Settle matters quickly with your adversary who is
taking you to court. Do it while you are still with
him on the way, or he may hand you over to a judge,
and the judge may hand you over to the officer, and
you may be thrown into prison. I tell you the truth;
you will not get out until you have paid the last
penny."

The man of God quietly made an "offering" of "just"
one N100 to his newly found "preacher".

End of service! Go in peace and argue no more. said
the OC.


Can you beat that !!!!!
Re: Police Dey Read Bible by TBADMUS(m): 10:05pm On Jan 29, 2007
Ol boy,u r a case.is that verse really in the bible?cos if it is,that could be used to nail a pastor for real!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Police Dey Read Bible by TBADMUS(m): 10:07pm On Jan 29, 2007
Ol boy,u r a case.is that verse really in the bible?cos if it is,that could be used to nail a pastor for real!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Police Dey Read Bible by Alexos(m): 9:33am On Jan 30, 2007
Wow, superb!!!


This is just perfect grin grin grin
Re: Police Dey Read Bible by oscarwodo(m): 9:05pm On Feb 11, 2007
oh boy u try no be small

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