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18 Funny Stages Of A Day During Ramadan by tee83: 1:27pm On Jun 13, 2017
Ramadan is the month set aside for Muslims to fast from dawn till dusk, for 29 or 30 days.

1. Trying to wake someone up for Sahur: 5 more minutes please.

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Re: 18 Funny Stages Of A Day During Ramadan by tee83: 1:31pm On Jun 13, 2017
2. When you wake up in the morning to eat, and you discover you have only 5 minutes left to eat: HAYYYYYYY.

Re: 18 Funny Stages Of A Day During Ramadan by tee83: 1:32pm On Jun 13, 2017
3. You trying to eat everything, with one minute left: I need a bigger mouth. Somebody epp

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Re: 18 Funny Stages Of A Day During Ramadan by tee83: 1:34pm On Jun 13, 2017
4. When you realise you forgot to drink water: This must be a test.

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Re: 18 Funny Stages Of A Day During Ramadan by tee83: 1:35pm On Jun 13, 2017
5. When you get to the office and people ask you if you're hungry: Bad bele people.

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Re: 18 Funny Stages Of A Day During Ramadan by tee83: 1:38pm On Jun 13, 2017
6. When you get to the office and all your female colleagues are excessively friendly: Lemme just go and bury my eyes.

Re: 18 Funny Stages Of A Day During Ramadan by tee83: 1:40pm On Jun 13, 2017
7. When someone does something annoying, and you want to spark, then you remember fasting people shouldn't be vexing: Not today, Satan. Not today.

Re: 18 Funny Stages Of A Day During Ramadan by tee83: 1:43pm On Jun 13, 2017
9. When the fasting has started to hook you so you go to sleep: Lemme just sleep and wake up when it's time.

Re: 18 Funny Stages Of A Day During Ramadan by malikombi(m): 1:45pm On Jun 13, 2017
On point!!!
Re: 18 Funny Stages Of A Day During Ramadan by tee83: 1:47pm On Jun 13, 2017
10. You feel like you slept for two hours, but when you wake up, only 15 minutes have passed:

He would be like,who is messing with the clock?

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Re: 18 Funny Stages Of A Day During Ramadan by tee83: 1:50pm On Jun 13, 2017
11. When someone calls you to come and help them with something:

You would be like please try again later.

Re: 18 Funny Stages Of A Day During Ramadan by tee83: 1:52pm On Jun 13, 2017
12. When your colleagues invite you to come and hang out after work and you say you're not available:

*ignoring them*

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Re: 18 Funny Stages Of A Day During Ramadan by tee83: 1:54pm On Jun 13, 2017
13. Just about two hours left to break fast and you're just like

Oleeee ole ole ole, oleeeeee oleeeeeeeeee

Re: 18 Funny Stages Of A Day During Ramadan by tee83: 1:55pm On Jun 13, 2017
14. And when it's time to finally break your fast:

Gats to gain all the lost calories in one meal.

Re: 18 Funny Stages Of A Day During Ramadan by tee83: 2:06pm On Jun 13, 2017
15. And you keep eating

Because there's space for everything in this belly of mine.

Re: 18 Funny Stages Of A Day During Ramadan by tee83: 2:08pm On Jun 13, 2017
16. And when it's time for prayers, you're just there like:

Please gimme five more minutes.

Re: 18 Funny Stages Of A Day During Ramadan by tee83: 2:09pm On Jun 13, 2017
17. And when you hear the Imam say Alif. Lam. Mim

Imam, what happened to short surahs like inna atayna?

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Re: 18 Funny Stages Of A Day During Ramadan by tee83: 2:10pm On Jun 13, 2017
18. But in the end, you just know it's worth the long hours are worth, and so, it's repeat again tomorrow

One day at a time.

Re: 18 Funny Stages Of A Day During Ramadan by Ipheyemmy01(m): 6:45pm On Jun 13, 2017
What a thread.
Re: 18 Funny Stages Of A Day During Ramadan by herkeym001(m): 5:57pm On Jun 14, 2017
The most annoying one is when you have already visited toilet twice around 9am and your stomach is now empty.....nothing will be interesting pass make 7pm just back sharp sharp.

Abi after you finish eating sahoor, you went to your room waiting for solat subhi to enter and go to mosque, 20mins to solat subhi, devil just get you, you sleep go.....then your papa just came back from mosque with annoyance of not seeing you in mosque......the man go just wake you with heavy abara chanting kilode ti o fi wa si mosalasi, abi iru orun osi wo lo nsun At that moment, person go just dey think am for mind say "Wetin dey worry this man self"
Re: 18 Funny Stages Of A Day During Ramadan by Jfrankination(m): 10:01pm On Jun 14, 2017
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