Nairaland Forum

pencil - Pensu

provision - frobisin

paper - fefa

debosky, that must be the hausa version right there ehn?

yes oh, infact there are many more flenti flenti, I just dey release am keremi keremi (small small)

people - fiful

arghhhh, easy on the hausa people, mates. lmao

Food - foodt

hausa feofle, kwom and depend (defend) yourselps from these here people. wayo Allah!

Reason - Ison

9ja4eva. haba your own too mush o!

I talk true oh

Juice - Joo-is (yes, as in two syllables)

Quaker Oats - Coker Oats OR Coke and Oats

Math Set - Masset

lol


nylon------- Lylon

Beat - Bat

chiogo:

lol


nylon------- Lylon

omigod, so nylon is the correct pronounciation?  as in "gimme nylon bag, please". walahi me sef na lylon i dey call am o. chei, guilty as charged. see how bad english just dey follow me around all these years. o ga o.

soulpatrol:

omigod, so nylon is the correct pronounciation? as in "gimme nylon bag, please". walahi me sef na lylon i dey call am o. chei, guilty as charged. see how bad english just dey follow me around all these years. o ga o.

Lol, i don't blame u if ur yoruba. They just like sayin' it dat way---- they know it's wrong. it's just their style.like d yoruba version of it.lol. I even call it dat smtimes when am around them but now am not in naija, i don't say it anymore. It just came to my mind and i laughed at those days----- Lylon!

And why is it called Lylon/Nylon bag when it is so obviously plastic?

Sweet - Zweet

hospital - hospirul (those fake yoruba actors trying 2 force phonetics)

tissue - tishul

text - tes

driver- drifa

lol


Yes - Yels

9ja4eva:

lol


Yes - Yels

i know ehn? baffles me how anyone could twist english like dat o! lmao

president - fresiden

queen2:

president - fresiden

queen2, why now? i go send my aboki feofle to kwom and get you wo!

this thread is funny as hell. sign me in. Aren't we all guilty. I can't stop pronouncing egg like HHEGG. LOL

funny topic here,
here are some

postpone - prospone
toilet - toleti

hey guys i haf just been gifen appointment at the Senit bank

lol


Yes - Yels

I don't think you people know these things well
yes is better pronounced as yols

Value - Falue


Given - Gifen

children-------shudren/chidren
CD---ct
church-----shushi
travel-------traful
husband----usband


lol

google - goggle

ice water - hice water _{ice water tutu reeee. buuuuuuuuuuy pure water!!}