Suspected kidnapper kingpin Chukwudemeje George Onwuamadike alias Evans is not finding it funny in police custody. He is weeping that he is being held among “common poor criminals”, The Nation learnt yesterday.
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ok, noted .........am sure his victims tears were more

This man is just a big joke

. Hmmm. see fine man but devils heart.

The Cell Presido will demand the kidnapper's tuition fees, and if that cash remittance is not forthcoming, urgent disciplinary measures, starting with a geometric re-design of the arriving guest's bony cranium, will be implemented by the Sergeant At Arms, employing a diverse selection of well-placed nuclear right hooks, devastating uppercuts, debilitating hammer fists, and fiery left jabs, all accompanied by intermittent strategic drop kicks to the gonads, which of course will no longer be of use to the new inductee, forever more.

With the required attitude adjustment exercise complete to the satisfaction of The Board, routine cell duties will be assigned, starting with hourly emptying of the toilet bucket, after duly sampling the contents for taste, texture and aroma, under close supervision. Thereafter, El Presido, PFC FSS MNI, subsequent to an interlude of contemplative reflection, will then formally qualify and approve the new arrival as having passed all preliminary initiation protocol, thereby earning probationary cell membership, with all rights and privileges implied.

Check back on this thread to learn the agenda that will be followed in that cell over the coming days and weeks, and thank you for your support.

Baba enta prison abeg


I also cry for you

Jakumo:
The Cell Presido will demand the kidnapper's tuition fees, and if that cash remittance is not forthcoming, urgent disciplinary measures, starting with a geometric re-design of the arriving guest's bony cranium, will be implemented by the Sergeant At Arms, employing a diverse selection of well-placed nuclear right hooks, devastating uppercuts, debilitating hammer fists, and fiery left jabs, all accompanied by intermittent strategic drop kicks to the gonads, which of course will no longer be of use to the new inductee, forever more.

With the required attitude adjustment exercise complete to the satisfaction of The Board, routine cell duties will be assigned, starting with hourly emptying of the toilet bucket, after duly sampling the contents for taste, texture and aroma, under close supervision. Thereafter, El Presido, PFC FSS MNI, subsequent to an interlude of contemplative reflection, will then formally qualify and approve the new arrival as having passed all preliminary initiation protocol, thereby earning probationary cell membership, with all rights and privileges implied.

Check back on this thread to learn the agenda that will be followed in that cell over the coming days and weeks, and thank you for your support.

Very insightful submission... Only an ex inmate can be this knowledgeable